Top 327 Jerk Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on December 22, 2024.
What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit.
For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
I felt there's a wealth in Jewish tradition, a great inheritance. I'd be a jerk not to take advantage of it.
I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now.
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
The knee-jerk approach of those who want to control firearms may not be the solution.
I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian.
I used to be a pretentious little jerk, running around saying 'I'm going to be an awktor.'
We don't teach player development in that way, to be able to try to trick the officials or make sounds or jerk your head back.
When you come to Jamaica, there's a handful of things you simply have to try that's right on the top of the list, and I think jerk chicken definitely has to be number one.
I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard
As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk.
Once I got divorced, there was this knee-jerk reaction to get back in the action and date. I think there's something wrong in that.
I just think I have always had a good attitude about everything and never got ahead of myself. No one wants to work with a jerk.
I almost did the knee-jerk thing of saying Judge Judy is funny to me, but I just don't have the patience for the format of that show.
Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television.
If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.
My father had to go to work, I used to think he was a jerk. I didn't know his heart was broken, and not another word was spoken.
It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.
I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.
As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk.
All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else’s poor decision making.
Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk.
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.
A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.
It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.
Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk [...]
We live in a world that builds people's expectations so high, so when the downside comes there is a knee-jerk reaction.
It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that.
Nice, beautiful girls get bullied online because all it takes is one jerk with a log-in and a grudge to launch a vicious, nameless attack.
People tend to have a knee-jerk response to the word 'philosophy'. You imagine it's abstract and inaccessible.
Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could
have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.
It is amazing how the truth is just out there or what somebody's actually said, and you have your little knee-jerk reactions.
When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath.
I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.
There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that.
In minority communities there's a sensitivity, often a knee-jerk reaction, to critical representations. There's a misunderstanding of what an artist does.
Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation.
I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk.
I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic way.
I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera.
People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk.
Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.
If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.
If a jerk burns the flag, America is not threatened, democracy is not under siege, freedom is not at risk.
Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far.
In the Navy, I slept mere feet from a nuclear reactor, so I have no knee-jerk opposition to traditional reactors.
I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it... for about ten years.
Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.
Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street?
I think every interaction I have, there's something I walk away going, Oh my God, I sound like a jerk. It's constantly happening.
I try to stay in line and not be a jerk. I've always been conscious that if I really screw up, people might notice.
I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.
I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated.
Having been bullied growing up, it's something that's really near and dear to my heart. You probably won't have many friends on Snapchat if you're being a jerk.
Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner.
On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal".
I've lifted weights ever since I was a teenager, but I started going more towards the Olympic weightlifting style, which is clean and jerk.
There's always a knee-jerk reaction in our business to analyze and determine why something didn't work.
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.
