Top 130 Jerks Quotes & Sayings

I never dreamed to be a fighter pilot, because those guys are jerks.

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

People should realize we're jerks just like them.

In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.

Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.

People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not.

There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.

My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.

Don’t be friends with jerks.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

I've had a disproportionate share of interaction with jerks.

For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks.

I've played a lot of jerks, actually - my daughter seems to think there's a trend there, but I'm not so sure!

There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?

I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.

You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.

Some people were arrogant jerks when they made $50,000 and some are arrogant jerks making $25 million. People are people, but 95 percent of NFL players are great guys.

Suppose hypothetically that one out of every 200 people or so is a jerk. In today's world these jerks will discover that if they enter government or business they can become super rich and powerful jerks. Do we conclude, therefore, that markets (or government) have caused greed? No, the fact is that once we no longer live in tiny tribes of 200, anonymity allows some people, who would have been assholes in a small tribe but who would have been sanctioned there, to go off and become jerks on a much, much larger scale.

Public hangings are teaching moments. Every company has to do it. A teaching moment is worth a thousand CEO speeches. CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's just cultural. People just don't want to do it.

There are so many of these young-adult movies with these cold guys who act like jerks to girls but are hiding soft sentiments. But in the real world most guys who act like jerks are jerks. Generally they are. I spent a lot of high school thinking that horrible guys must be very sensitive and interesting and it's not true.

I am always the 'good guy', and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't.

There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open.

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.

Games are awesome. Stop letting jerks hijack them.

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.

I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts.

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.

Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.

I've always wanted to play a soldier and I'd never taken on a character where I'm the happy-go-lucky protagonist. I've played a lot of jerks recently.

Yes. Do you know people who are really nice, but when they get together with somebody in particular, they become obnoxious jerks?

CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's just cultural. People just don't want to do it.

There's jerks, and there's villains. Villains, I think, are very aware of who they are and what they're doing and their effect on the world. Jerks tend to think they're great guys.

Talk radio around Boston is brutal, and I think that's part of what goes on is that people as they're driving to and from work start listening to these jerks, and I say jerks, because I don't think they know what they're talking about and they're just serving some things up as controversy so they can sell the show to sponsors.

"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts."

I used to know Madison Avenue advertisers. I didn't like 'em. Bunch of jerks.

The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy.

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

I don't think we have to be jerks to make good art either, but somehow we as a society have romanticised that idea.

All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.

Do not tolerate brilliant jerks. The cost to teamwork is too high.

There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list.

Let's face it: most jerks trying to affect an ascot look like Thurston Howell III.

Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.

The daughters of God don't brake for jerks.

It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.

You have one big mythology in your favor: Everyone believes that you Europeans are impeccable. But I know you are jerks.