Top 1200 Joke Quotes & Sayings - Page 6

Here’s my most funniest joke, I’m broke.

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball.

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

A joke is a very serious thing.

Dressing is a pleasure; clothes are not a joke.

...the Gods too love a joke.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?

I believe you can joke about anything.

Peas are terrible and a joke food.

The press portrayed me as a joke and a clown.

A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.

In my own mind, I can joke about anything.

A joke's a very serious thing.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

He was saying that the end of the world wasn't an accident; it was a joke.

I joke that the Olympics is the warm-up to the Paralympics.

I don't like to joke about dating.

I don't sit at home and craft a joke.

In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University

You can laugh at anything. It depends on the joke.

I literally cannot remember one joke.

It is not a sin to be seventy but it is also no joke.

Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution

The joke is mightier than the sword.

I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke.

A German joke is no laughing matter.

I joke every day, pranks, sometimes.

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!

I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny.

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke

The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.

I started to make a joke that I had an imaginary friend underneath the let-out couch named Binky. I would never talk to him; I would only use him as entertainment for other people. I knew they thought that children had imaginary friends, so I was like, "I don't really believe in imaginary friends, but I want to feel like I do." I used to make a joke, "My imaginary friend Binky says this," because I knew it would get a laugh out of them.

Whoever is saying the joke is my biggest priority.

My friends joke that I'm a young veteran in the UFC.

Some people, they just don't get a joke.

We joke around a lot with our ballclub.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Don't laugh at a hair joke, Trump.

Life is a joke that's just begun.

I enjoy the way I look, but it's a joke.

It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.

I'm not a joke guy; I'm not a stand-up comic.

When I'm on the court, I don't smile, I don't joke, I'm not friends with anybody.

The joke that you laid in the bed that was me.

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.

I grew up in the inner city. It wasn't a joke.

I thought conceptual art was a joke.

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

I don't really know jokes. I'm just in on the joke.

I always thought of Levittown as a joke.

I never talk about my work as a joke.