Top 1200 Joke Quotes & Sayings - Page 7
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Last updated on December 25, 2024.
Remember, the Legislature is the joke, not our campaign.
If people are laughing at you, you might as well be in on the joke.
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
Who am I to say CM Punk is a joke?
I always joke that I'm a feminist with a boob job.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
I joke that we're not dissimilar to a rock band in the '70s.
A joke a day keeps the gloom away!
Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.
I've always liked a good joke that everybody can laugh at.
It's a joke how tough it is to win a Slam.
Ben Askren is a joke. The guy has no skills.
This is a wonderful joke to play upon a prisoner, to promise forgiveness.
I think you can safely joke about anything. Mostly.
It's easier to find the joke in something when you think, 'This - this is ridiculous.'
Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.
If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.
Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.
It doesn't feel like you're preaching, if you can say something in a joke.
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.
I am a rune a carrot a little joke
I joke that DIY is my therapy, but it really is, it's my way of relaxing.
I am a ham, I like to joke around.
I think Georges St-Pierre is a joke.
The last man that makes a joke owns it.
We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.
There was a time when "sound as a dollar" was a description, not a joke.
I joke that I only play in World Cups.
Running for me is a sport. It's not a joke. It's serious.
There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.
The criticism that Arsene gets is just a joke.
America has got to learn to take a joke.
Hey, that's life, flick it off if you can't take a joke.
There is a rhythm to a good joke, a certain pacing.
A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.
Every time I tell a joke it's different somehow.
In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.
Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
Sometimes my colleagues joke and call me Hannah.
I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one.
You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.
Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
See, justice is a joke in this country, and it stinks of its hypocricy.
There is nothing in the world so incomprehensible as the joke we do not see.
Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
There were times when I was a joke, but talent survives.
I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.
I used to have this joke: 'Every hallway is a runway.'
I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners.
As soon as you explain a joke, it immediately becomes unfunny.
Comedy is subjective, and any joke can be funny.
I start with the joke line and write backward.
A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.
We have to joke about it because the alternative is to be scared
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
My friends always joke that I run on batteries.
The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.
