Top 1200 Joke Quotes & Sayings - Page 8
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Last updated on December 25, 2024.
If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
A point, like a joke, is a terrible thing to miss.
I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to.
I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.
My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
I joke a lot and I don't think the UFC understands my joking.
Medicine is a very old joke, but it still goes on.
I'm very careful not to tell a joke just to get a reaction.
It was a joke, okay? If we thought it would actually be used, we wouldn't have written it!
At the shock of a joke, everything disappears but the present moment.
Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?
I will never be the comic that apologizes for telling a joke.
An Englishman does not joke about such an important matter as a bet.
I know from doing stand-up, I don't want to do a joke that I don't trust.
I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke.
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
Inspiration is a joke, real artists sit down and work
When I tell a joke, I immediately know whether it's funny or not.
I could battle rap forever, but it's a joke to me.
I'm not making comedy albums. That's too much effort for one joke.
Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.
It's not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan.
I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke.
My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question
Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.
When you have a tough childhood, you either cry or make a joke.
We joke that St. Louis people love their own.
When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about.
Trust Emmett to find the joke in the destruction of my life.
Elsa's joke Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots!
A good joke is the closest thing we have to divine revelation.
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
A good joke can work in New York and Kentucky.
You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.
I can do a Green Day joke and people actually get it.
I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.
Life is a cruel, horrible joke and I am the punch line.
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
I've never actually sat down and written a joke.
In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
You make a joke out of everything. Life’s too painful not to.
There is a standing joke in my family that I was born with a ladle in my hand.
Even a child will not listen to a faltu joke anymore.
Behind every racist joke is a scientific fact.
I always used to joke that I'm the Tipper Gore of television.
Everyone knows I love a good fart joke!
I'm motivated by a bottomless well of anger. It's a joke, but I don't think I don't mean it.
A poem is a serious joke, a truth that has learned jujitsu.
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
I was world champion, but I was never able to celebrate it. It was a joke for me.
It's an old joke: All evil people in movies are British.
Vanity was a joke. She was an image created to make money.
