Top 289 Joking Quotes & Sayings

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

Laughter, on the other hand, " Petrarch went on, "is an explosion that tears us away from the world and throws us back into our own cold solitude. Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry. That's why I tell you yet again, and you want to keep in mind: Boccaccio doesn't understand love. Love can never be laughable. Love has nothing in common with laughter.

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

I was joking the other day that I'm American UKIP.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, "Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking."

Joking around is part of my personality, just who I am.

You know, you have a lot of people - I've met a lot of people in the past, I've gone to private schools, you know, encountered different people who think that it's OK to make comments, insensitive comments about your race because they're joking. And think that if they're joking and they say it, you know, good-naturedly, that things will fly.

I like to smile a lot and I always try to be happy, joking around and stuff.

I was joking with my agent that I'm going to get typecast for a water-disaster actor.

When I'm joking around, I'll say I'm a pop star, because it's silly.

I love Sam Neill. The thing that I always say about him, and I think it's true, is he's so dry. When he's serious, I think he's joking; when he's joking, I think he's serious.

I don't appreciate people taking shots and joking at my expense, when I don't do that to anybody else.

Joking decides great things, Stronger and better oft than earnest can.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.

Journalists never make it clear when you are joking.

I'm joking all the time with my friends, even when we're talking about serious things.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.

People think I am joking when I say my favourite actors are Shammi Kapoor and Dara Singh.

People tell me ridiculous things and then say they're joking. Like, at the Dubai immigration, the officer told me that I've been banned from Dubai. I almost started crying which is when he said that he was joking!

I like to watch a bit of Disney, sprinkle some cocaine on some melon and just sit and eat it. I'm joking, I'm joking. There's no Disney.

Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?” “Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house and you don’t know about it, you’re okay with us messin’ around.” “I know you’re joking with me. You are joking with me, aren’t you?” “Maybe.

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

Never call a girl fat, even if you're joking.

I'm definitely not joking around on set.

Joking about violence is not funny.

The happiness and the joy that I see in the eyes of the children. They saved my life so I want to, give it back. I'm not joking.

Joking apart, now let us be serious.

I just don't believe in joking about violence anymore.

I'm amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I'm constantly joking around.

I'm goofy. I like to have fun. I'm always joking around.

I think I'd make a good James Bond... I'm joking.

When Henry Ford said, "The customer can have a car in any color as long as it's black," he was not joking.

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

A lot of joking stems from a very dark place a bit.

I am not joking when I state that I remained uneducated because I could not afford education.

Any given Sunday you'll catch me rapping and joking.

As professionals, we just try to keep the jokes to a minimum, when we're in a certain situation. When we're not doing that, we're joking.

I try to visit people in hospitals when I can, smiling and joking while I'm there. But when I leave, I just start crying.

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking around.

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made.

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he thought despairingly. In Russia you always knew. If a man made a stern face he was threatening; if he was laughing uproariously, he was joking.

I'm not one of those people who are, like, always joking in person.

I joke that I'm in the market for a cabin in the woods, and, at some point, I won't be joking anymore.

I could be joking and smiling [with infidels] and then cutting their throats in the next second.

I have no problem joking about who I am.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I can't imagine not joking even at the worst of times. And for me, it's sort of automatic.

I'm not one of those people who are like always joking in person.

I joke a lot and I don't think the UFC understands my joking.

You're never going to catch me calling myself a hero unless I'm joking.

Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry.

teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke.

I've done a lot of different characters, but people never recognize me. I'm not joking.

But enough joking. I am singing. This is all my life.

When I was 5, I was always joking around like, 'Oh man, I wanna go to the Olympics.'