Top 177 Karaoke Quotes & Sayings

I've only done karaoke twice in my life.

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

I love karaoke; you have to wail when you do karaoke.

My go-to karaoke? 'Alone' by Celine Dion.

I don't do karaoke. You know how some people don't like massages? They don't like massages; I don't like karaoke.

I used to do karaoke with Patrick Woolf in a karaoke box, and he would ring me up and say, 'Come down and do karaoke with me here,' and then we'd sing Kate Bush songs and get really, really emotional and theatrical in the booth.

I've developed a karaoke habit. I've become a crooner.

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

I've always loved music and was singing from the age of seven on karaoke.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

Music is being treated as one big karaoke machine.

A miserable karaoke experience is when people are trying really hard and trying to show off. You have to just be chill - that's what makes karaoke fun.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

I love karaoke - I usually do Blondie's 'Heart Of Glass,' or 'Try A Little Tenderness.'

I definitely break out karaoke when my friends have birthday parties.

I'm a panicked karaoke participant because I am always searching for a song in the moment. I don't have my go to song. I will be driving along and I will be like, "That should be my karaoke song!" and then I forget what song it is.

My highest score karaoke song is 'Ben,' by Michael Jackson.

'Love Shack' is such an eternal kind of song; at karaoke, people do it.

I know so many songs. I'm like a walking karaoke torture machine.

I don't like karaoke very much. I like being around it, but I don't like singing it. If I had to sing a karaoke song, it's usually "Son of a Preacher Man" by Dusty Springfield.

All I want to do at karaoke is sing Mariah Carey.

I don't do karaoke. I don't dance, even at weddings. I'm the grumpy one sitting down drinking wine.

I'm definitely not a karaoke man, but I like to try stuff, so I'd get up on stage and give it a go. It would have to be something cheesy - karaoke always is - so maybe R. Kelly, 'The World's Greatest.'

I'm scared of karaoke. I think if I did have a go to karaoke song, it would be 'Whatta Man' by Salt-n-Pepa.

I hate karaoke. I don't want to sing karaoke, and I don't want to listen to people sing karaoke.

I have done my share of karaoke. There is a karaoke place right around the corner from me, and I have been there maybe 800 of 1,000 days I've been in L.A. A lot of songs I know now because of that place. I dig karaoke and have fun with it.

When I go to karaoke, I'm still the worst guy there.

My office doubles as a karaoke den for the neighborhood. There are strobe lights and Rock Band plastic guitars, a disco ball and a fog machine and some other things. I have a really long work day, and you might find me doing karaoke by myself late at night.

My main position on karaoke is just say no. I also think there should be a cut-off level where, once you reach a certain amount of talent or ability, you shouldn't be allowed to do karaoke anymore. Go get a band and actually do that. There's no need to show everybody else up.

I'm not going to deny that I enjoy a good four or five hour karaoke session. But who doesn't?

I was in a karaoke video in 1991, for a song called 'Sukiyaki,' which is a very famous Japanese song, and I've actually heard from people that they've been in bars in Asia where they've seen me come up in the 'Sukiyaki' video that they play behind you. I'm in that. I'm in a karaoke video.

I'm a horrible karaoke singer.

Everyone loves a good singsong, so we all do a bit of karaoke or something.

I don't believe in karaoke. Let's let the singers sing.

I'm really shy - I don't do karaoke.

I'm a big karaoke fan and I also love Justin Bieber unashamedly.

Don't make me do karaoke. I'm the worst singer.

If you want to call me a Karaoke King, I'll take it.

I have a karaoke punk band called The Ungrateful Dead, but we don't exist yet.

I kick butt on karaoke with any Journey song!

You're always remembering songs you wanna sing except when you're actually at karaoke.

I do, too, most recently while I was singing karaoke in some weird bar.

I love karaoke and totally hog the mic when I go out and do it with my friends.

I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.

I've always been frightened of karaoke, so I've never tried it. Karaoke scares the hell out of me!

I dread karaoke. I hate karaoke. I can't sing - that is why.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

I like the Rolling Stones for karaoke. 'Sympathy For The Devil' is a great one.

If we're karaoke-ing, I'm as likely to do Aerosmith as I am 'Sweeney Todd'.

I'm part Filipino, part Japanese, part Chinese, part Malaysian, and part Spanish, and all those people, they love their karaoke. So whenever my family got together, we'd all karaoke.

Oh, I try to stay as far away from karaoke as humanly possible!

I grew up with a lot of karaoke and dancing and good movies.

I'm half-Filipino and Filipinos love karaoke.

I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.

I love going to karaoke with friends if I'm having a really tough time.

Karaoke is something that's near and dear and very close to my heart. I was a karaoke host when I was working my way through university. I was a full-time student and karaoke was my night job.

I've taken salsa classes. I love dancing and I love to karaoke. So I bought a microphone with some tapes and my son and I karaoke. I know the entire 'Dora the Explorer' soundtrack.

The Web is trivially simple - massively successful and its like Karaoke - anybody can do it.

I love karaoke.

Faced with ostracization at school and confinement at home, I turned to karaoke.