Top 233 Karl Quotes & Sayings

The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.

Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.

I love Karl Malone.

The socialist tradition....goes back to Jesus Christ, not (Karl) Marx.

Oddly enough, I find the best hostages are the live ones. - Karl

As a kid growing up, one of the brands I thought was tremendous was Karl Kani... and I don't see Karl Kani today. I want to see SheaMoisture tomorrow.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

Mr. Speaker, in 1848, Karl Marx said, a progressive income tax is needed to transfer wealth and power to the state. Thus, Marx's Communist Manifesto had as its major economic tenet a progressive income tax. Think about it, 1848 Karl Marx, Communism.... I say it is time to replace the progressive income tax with a national retail sales tax, and it is time to abolish the IRS, my colleagues. I yield back all the rules, regulations, fear, and intimidation of our current system.

Those people upstairs think that Karl Marx was somebody who wrote a good anti-trust law.

Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee.

If I pass the ball to Karl Malone, he still has to make the shot, or nothing has happened.

The angels laugh at old Karl. They laugh at him because he tries to grasp the truth about God in a book of Dogmatics. They laugh at the fact that volume follows volume, and each is thicker than the previous ones. As they laugh, they say to one another, ‘Look! Here he comes now with his little pushcart full of volumes of the Dogmatics!’—and they laugh about the persons who write so much about Karl Barth instead of writing about the things he is trying to write about. Truly, the angels laugh.

George Karl's son probably wouldn't have made it to the NBA if he wasn't a coach. He would have never got the opportunity.

There seems to be a human instinct for prayer. Swiss theologian Karl Barth calls it our 'incurable God-sickness.'

But when I was a teenager, I was in my room learning how to play bass by listening to Rush and the Sex Pistols. I wasn't reading Karl Marx.

Karl Lagerfeld and Tom Ford are both geniuses.

If man was devolving into a psychotic pit of rotted plasma, [Karl] Rove would be the Alpha of such grime.

The communism of Karl Marx would probably be actually the best for everybody as a whole. But what he didn't figure into was human nature, and that's what corrupts it.

If Dr. Karl Lueger had lived in Germany, he would have been ranked among the great minds of our people.

I love Karl Rove. He elected Bush.

Russian Communism is the illegitimate child of Karl Marx and Catherine the Great.

My favourite designers are Stella McCartney, Balenciaga, Karl Lagerfeld, Chanel and Givenchy, but I wish I had loads of money to spend on them.

Karl Agell sang for our Blind album which was our second best selling record. He's a great guy and as a matter of fact, before Mike, Woody and I really got going on touring on the old Animosity stuff, Karl & I did about a dozen shows performing the Blind album from start to finish. He's still a good friend of mine and is now in a band called Lead Foot that's more Rock and Roll but they're fantastic, kind of Thin Lizzy or MC5 sounding.

After reading The Great Transformation by Karl Polanyi, I realized that capitalism did not naturally grow as [Karl] Marx would imply by his theory of historical materialism. People were dragged into capitalism screaming, shouting, and fighting all along the way, trying to resist this industrial and commercial world.

Like Karl Kraus [Wittgenstein], was seldom pleased by what he saw of the institutions of men, and the idiom of the passerby mostly offended his ear - particularly when they happened to speak philosophically; and like Karl Kraus, he suspected that the institutions could not but be corrupt if the idiom of the race was confused, presumptuous, and vacuous, a fabric of nonsense, untruth, deception, and self-deception.

To paraphrase Karl Marx, the great Karl Marx, a specter is haunting the streets of Copenhagen...Capitalism is the specter, almost nobody wants to mention it...Socialism, the other specter Karl Marx spoke about, which walks here too, rather it is like a counter-specter. Socialism, this is the direction, this is the path to save the planet, I don't have the least doubt. Capitalism is the road to hell, to the destruction of the world.

I would have been a Republican, if Karl Rove had returned my phone calls.

I'm influenced a lot by Chanel and by what Karl Lagerfeld has done.

Karl Lagerfeld is the hardest-working man in showbiz!

Citizens United didn't work. Hey, Koch brothers, Karl Rove, Shellgame Adelson: Democracy trumps money sometimes.

The real 19th century prophet was Dostoevsky, not Karl Marx.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

National self-sufficiency or "autarchy" is the ideal of [Adolf] Hitler, not of [Karl] Marx and [Vladimir] Lenin.

Karl Lagerfeld never touched a pair of scissors in his life.

The economic answer to the world's problems is John Adams, not [Karl] Marx.

People imagine I am always in a Bentley with pearls and diamonds and black glasses and Karl Lagerfeld next to me.

I would love to be a spokes model for Karl Lagerfeld or Balenciaga or something like that.

Karl Marx was right, socialism works, it is just that he had the wrong species

For [Karl] Marx it is socialist society which realizes "concretely" the religious principles of equality, brotherly love, and freedom.

The religion of that prophet [Karl Marx] who knew not the truth, is founded upon equality of the belly.

Karl Malden was quite a mentor. He taught me things he had learned from being in front of a camera so long.

Could there be a better answer to the stupidity of Karl Marx than millions of workers individually sharing in the ownership of the means of production.

Trust me - never in my life did I think I'd be carrying my groceries home and have a stop-and-chat with Karl Lagerfeld.

Karl Malden! A dear, dear, dear friend. I loved Karl. He was great.

When Karl Lagerfeld does a documentary, it's Karl Lagerfeld spouting in front of the camera for two hours. Valentino isn't like that. He's not very verbally expressive. He's very controlled and he needs to be perfect all the time - never a hair out of place, always the impeccable outfit.

Karl Rove told me about Valerie Plame's identity on July 11, 2003. I called him because Ambassador Wilson was in the news that week. I didn't know Ambassador Wilson even had a wife until I talked to Karl Rove, and he said that she worked at the Agency and worked on WMD.

If this is airing in the future and no one knows who Karl Rove is - he's the reason you all live underground.

This Marxian sentence, repeated to the point of boredom, is misinterpreted. In reality [Karl] Marx was a "religious" man.

When I was a baby, I wore my mom's Chanel pumps - to be able to say that I work with Karl Lagerfeld is a dream come true.

I can't understand Karl Marx, so how can I be a Communist?

Karl Pilkington has the roundest head, I think, in the world. It's not technically a deformity, but I've never seen anything quite that spherical.

I met with Karl Lagerfeld, and if you have those kind of connections, that takes you into that world and puts you on that level.

I really just want to make Karl Pilkington the new messiah.

Karl Malone used a lot of veteran stuff that I thought was cool.

Karl Marx himself preferred a glass of claret to the mug of tea affected by some of his recent converts.

James Davison took me out to show me where Karl is living right now and where hes going to build. Karl wasnt at home. He was out there somewhere in the woods riding on some Caterpillar or some kind of tractor. But I figured wed at least knock on the door to see if he was there. His wife answered the door. So we got to meet Kay before Karl.

I never read Karl Marx.

I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy -- make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls.

I believe Karl Marx could have subscribed to the Sermon on the Mount.

I went from the glamour of working with Karl Lagerfeld and John Galliano to living on an isolated hilltop, with my husband gone most of the time.