Top 93 Ketchup Quotes & Sayings

I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup.

Everyone else in the world still thinks of American food as ketchup.

My mother always, always, always thought that I was going to be famous. Thought that I was going to win Oscars. In fact, I believe I accepted the Oscar as a ketchup bottle many a time in front of my mother in the kitchen. 'I'd like to thank the Academy,' I said with a ketchup bottle.

I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes.

Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.

You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'

I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some Tabasco sauce, some ketchup, some mayonnaise. I love all of that. Put it on a trumpet. I've just got to have the ketchup and Tabasco sauce. That's my attitude about musical philosophy.

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

Any administration foolish enough to call ketchup a vegetable cannot be expected to cut the mustard.

Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don't overpower you.

As a chef and as a father, I am very upset by what's on the menu at most schools: chicken nuggets and tater tots and ketchup and pizza.

I would never try to make ketchup from scratch. Or Dijon mustard, for that matter. These condiments, and plenty of others, are hard to improve upon and even harder to reproduce in a home kitchen.

I was such a scared cling-on-to-my-mum's-leg kind of girl, even when I was 15, 16. If I was in McDonald's and I needed ketchup, I wouldn't go up and ask. I'd be too shy.

Ketchup I'm hot, dog Frankfurters, you're Nathan But relish hatin'

My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens.

I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup.

A hot dog cut up with ketchup is, like, lunch for me, so I just think it's funny to Instagram it. I just don't want to put that much effort into cooking.

I have an obsession with ketchup! I have it with everything.

If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

Ketchup tastes good on steak. French fries. Steak and french fries - ketchup. Don't get me started.

What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"

They always give you three ketchup packets. When you go back up and ask for more, the guy handing them out always treats you like you're taking from his personal stash. "Looks like my kids aren't having ketchup tonight."

I am ketchup conscious, so I do carry ketchup around with me. The best one is the Heinz Organic Ketchup Opens a New Window.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

In theater, blood is ketchup; in performance, everything's real.

Salad cream is horrible, like albino ketchup.

My big advert was for ketchup. I come home from school, cook my brother and sister their dinner, ride my bike in the garden. Remember that one? People cried at that advert. It won awards. I was 12.

You can never have too much ketchup, 'cause it's a food group.

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.

Call me tacky, but I love the union of sweet and sour, even in some now-unloved Oriental dishes incorporating pineapple and ketchup.

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

You can't have a good Thanksgiving meal without a little bit of ketchup on the side.

I've always waitressed between roles. When 'Black Mirror' was on, I was still flipping burgers. Customers would recognise me while asking for extra ketchup, which was pretty embarrassing.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I mix mayonnaise, ketchup and brandy and a little bit of mustard. This is a heck of a good sauce for seafood.

I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

I was a math whiz who stunk at English, so of course I wanted to be a writer more than anything in the world. I performed impromptu plays for my grandmother's sewing circle but forced my little sister to ask for ketchup at McDonald's.

I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them.

I've been a fan of ketchup for as long as I can remember, and the thick, rich flavor of Hunt's ketchup delivers every time.

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

When you grew up in a household where mom would keep the extra ketchup packets from McDonald's and keep them in a drawer just in case there came a day when you couldn't afford to buy ketchup anymore, that gets ingrained in you.

Be kind to dragons, for thou art crunchy when toasted and taste good with ketchup. (Sebastian)

If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.

I don't think people are monsters if they put ketchup on hot dogs, but I'm good without it. It's a debate that I don't get too hot-and-heavy with.

It is time to embrace and celebrate ketchup, not be ashamed of it.

Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good.

When I see a salt and pepper standing next to a bottle of ketchup, to me that's obviously a parent and two children, you know? Isn't it for everybody?

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.

With all the endless varieties and toppings you can add to burgers, there's no need to keep munching on the boring burgers and ketchup found at all the tailgating events and BBQs.

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

I take my own syrup, ketchup, and mustard, just in case of emergencies, in my suitcase. Whatever I can steal from the hotels. It's usually Heinz ketchup, and they give you a weird mustard. You don't get French's or anything; you get some sort of Dijon or some mustard. That's just for hot dogs. I don't use mustard for anything else.

I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

In my opinion, it has never been proven that food even has calories. When I bite into a hamburger, I see pickle and ketchup and bun and meat, but if there's a calorie in there, it must be hidden.