Top 1200 Kick Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 19
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Last updated on April 21, 2025.
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance.....the day has begun.
Fast, cheap, abundant broadband is a fantastic economic accelerator, enabling breakout businesses and kick-starting new industries.
I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.
I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free.
I personally have fun with enlightenment, the study and the teaching of it. I get a kick out of doing it different ways because I don't think there is a "way".
A lot of Friday nights, Guru and I would go kick it with Biggie, since he was just three blocks down from us.
I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.
Sure, I didn't weigh a hundred and ten pounds , but my narrow waist let me bend and I could break a man's neck with my kick.
I'm only interested in working on records that legitimately reflect the band's own perception of their music and existence. If you commit yourselves to that as a tenet of the recording methodology, then I will bust my ass for you.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!
I'm not sure what came first, the hemline or the Charleston, but skirts needed to go up so the gals could kick their legs out.
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!
To be able to call myself a New York City based musician is just a pleasure and I still get a real kick out of it.
We intentionally didn't want to release anything when we were very young, I suppose, because we had a lot of foresight. Stuff can come back to bite you in the ass. Know what I mean?
Hearing other peoples' interpretations of your lyrics, to me, is just a total kick in the pants. Half the time, they're better.
If you touch me, I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the ability to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how bad ass you really are."
If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own.
I'm going to find whoever is responsible for me sleeping out side with outside without pillows and kick them in the shins!-Enna
I learned early that it's very important to approach every single kick you attempt, even those in practice, as if it were in a game.
Man with all his shrewdness is as stupid about understanding by himself the mysteries of God, as an ass is incapable of understanding musical harmony.
The great thing about the beach they use in 'Home & Away' is that they can't kick you off it, so there were always tons of Irish people on it all the time.
There are lots of brilliant free kick specialists in the world. But the technique of Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham fascinates me most of all.
You see, I get such fun out of thinking that I don't want to destroy this most pleasant machine that makes life such a big kick.
In TV, you just have to decide the night before exactly how you're going to say it and stick with that. You can't kick it around; you haven't got time.
I'm scared of heights, but for my 30th birthday I'm going to try and get someone to kick me out of a plane and do a parachute jump.
If you’re afraid to defend your convictions because you might get your ass kicked for it, you’re not really fit to advocate for them.
I didn't mind the extra weight as a change in myself but I feel I need to reduce it because of my age and before all the aches and pains kick in!
No trooper, no special forces operative wants to sit behind a desk. We joined up to kick some doors down.
I got trained in kick-boxing and mixed martial arts. I enjoyed the whole process so much, and I'd love to do more action films.
I train my muscles, and I do a lot of stretching, and try to kick higher. But for me, practicing kung-fu is a way to relax myself.
Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off.
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
What's so wonderful about football and business and show business is that every time I start thinking I'm special, I get knocked on my ass.
To be engrossed by something outside ourselves is a powerful antidote for the rational mind, the mind that so frequently has its head up its own ass.
I love a good, old-fashioned sliced apple sprinkled with salt and cinnamon, and sometimes cayenne, to enhance the flavor and give it a kick.
We want all our friends to tell us our bad qualities; it is only the particular ass that does so whom we can't tolerate.
But my thoughts ran a wool-gathering; and I did like the countryman, who looked for his ass while he was mounted on his back.
One of the strongest natural proofs of the folly of hereditary right in kings, is, that nature disapproves it, otherwise, she would not so frequently turn it into ridicule by giving mankind an ass for a lion.
My aura is psychedelic, flow non-prehistoric metamorphic boric like acid no hat tricks a classic so park that ass like Jurassic
My greatest love in life is to develop projects. I just get a huge kick out of that. I've been doing it since ever I could.
It's a question of five or 10 metres whether it's a 4-4-2 or a 4-3-2-1; you only see teams adhering to that at kick-off and perhaps eight times during the game.
There's definitely ways to get your anger out and not have to yell and kick and scream and fight people. That's not my jam. That's never how I've been.
My mother gave me a real kick toward cooking, which was that if I wanted to eat, I'd better know how to do it myself.
Lots of places to hone your skill as an artist and still earn a paycheck while you're waiting to kick the door down.
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you.
I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass.
There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
The Arab nations must be on our side. And if we catch them financing, if they funnel money to IS, that's when sanctions and other actions have to kick in.
I'm a facist about spoilers. I'm the biggest pain in the ass to the marketing and promotions department. If I had my way, the commercials would be 30 seconds of black with a few words on them.
Songs are puzzles - you get an intro, or maybe an end, but you gotta fill in the rest. Sometimes they come easy and sometimes they're a pain in the ass.
Honestly when you do it black and white, you really have to work your ass off. Because if you make it, make it good. Otherwise, don't pretend.
I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face.
I am proud to be a Next 20 ambassador for Kick It Out and take this role very seriously for an organisation that does such good work.
I got on a Dostoyevsky kick right after college. I started with 'Crime and Punishment,' went on to 'The Possessed' and then 'The Brothers Karamazov' and 'The Idiot.'
I cannot become who I want to be by remaining who I am. So, I decided to kick off my high heels and replace them with the shoes of a director.
Look, I'm still a goateed guy with a bunch of tattoos, but I've got a poodle and not a pit bull. I don't kick boxes and I don't scream at other people.
I think I work in two worlds. I'll always try to kick through a wall. I did that when I was younger and I still have my way of doing that.
Believe it or not, one of my favorite songs is 'La Marseillaise'. I'll watch Casablanca just to hear it. It is enough to get me off my ass and want to jump on a horse and yell, "Charge!"
