Top 431 Kidding Quotes & Sayings

I'll be Spider-Man. I'm just kidding, I love Tom Holland.

If I say I'm the best actor for the part, I mean it and I'm not kidding.

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.

You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

I love kidding around and having a good time.

Anybody who pretends that how you read the 10th and 11th Amendment doesn't have a fundamental impact on the things we care about is kidding themselves. They're either uninformed or they're kidding themselves.

Are you kidding? I'm supposed to put my books in this filthy tin coffin?

I do all my own stunts. I'm kidding.

I'm saying One Direction are brilliant! And I'm not kidding. Because their songs are really good.

I'd love to teach Roman Reigns how to work. Just kidding.

I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.

My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're fortunate - and both of us are - you come from the kidding kind of Irish family.

Just kidding' was exactly what people wrote when they meant every word.

Hey @giseleofficial, I feel ya girl. #kidding #fakebaby #soymilk #shameless.

Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!

I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

To have children on the set, you realize that if a 10-year-old can do it, who are you kidding? It humbles you.

The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.

The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding

You're only kidding yourself if you put creativity before craft.

When I got to Hollywood, there wasn't even a Boulevard. I'm that old. It was just a little dirt trail. I'm kidding.

Bono met his wife in high school," Park says. "So did Jerry Lee Lewis," Eleanor answers. "I’m not kidding," he says. "You should be," she says, "we’re sixteen." "What about Romeo and Juliet?" "Shallow, confused," then dead. "I love you, Park says. "Wherefore art thou," Eleanor answers. "I’m not kidding," he says. "You should be.

If you think I write stories where it is all right to just be good enough, are you kidding? You think I have a cavalier attitude on throwing stuff out? Are you kidding? I am not cavalier about what I do for a living.

(I)t is simply wrong to confuse cowardice with appeasement. Cowardice is a failing of character. Appeasement is a failure of policy. Stalin appeased Hitler when he signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact. Stalin was an evil character, to be sure. But cowardice really isn't the first word that comes to mind when thinking of Stalin ' that word is “sexy.” I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

I'm totally not kidding. Life is too short. This is all too hard to do to actually be kidding about the whole thing.

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding.

I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse.

Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place?

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle.

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.

Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life.

The money never mattered. I'm not kidding you. It hasn't really brought me any kind of happiness.

John 5 - he's weird. He's a freak. I'm just kidding. He's a great guy.

I don't know if I'm ever going to quit playing football. I'm just kidding.

Folks who think organised crime is a thing of the past are only kidding themselves.

Are you kidding? This is crazy, man. I thought I was Mr. Pre-Televised awards.

She said, and I'm not kidding, 'Is this a speaking role?' I wasn't quite sure how to answer that one.

My advice to young people - wait until it's your turn. Just kidding, sorta.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

I love hip-hop videos. It was not meant as disrespect. I used to watch those videos and think, "Are these guys kidding? They've got to be kidding!" But they're not and that in itself is what makes them good.

In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.

Whenever I make a blasphemous joke, I always say that I believe in a God big enough to know that I'm just kidding. How can God not know that I'm kidding? And also, how could God be offended at a thing that he made not believing in him?

Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long as I have and be a star is kidding themselves.

The president of the United States can't even fire his chef. I'm not kidding.

I'd love to be coaching kids three or four years. You kidding me? That's what I used to do.

The universe, I’d learned, was never, ever kidding.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Are you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz.

I'm not really deaf; I just faked it to win the Oscar KIDDING.

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!

The Muppets are no joke. They are for real. Each one has an agent and manager and all that stuff. I'm not even kidding.

I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.

I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding.

I want to play James Bond - are you kidding me? I'm putting my name in the ring!

I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding.

Who am I kidding? I have no reason for being here other that the fact that I want to be near her.