Top 431 Kidding Quotes & Sayings - Page 2
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Last updated on November 24, 2024.
I knew that we were clicking when mimics started kidding my voice, I'll know that I'm on the way out when they stop doing their imitations.
There's a company that wants to put hair on me! I don't know if it's plugs, I'm sure it is. I laughed and said, 'You gotta be kidding.'
I am very sincere. Some people are always kidding, so when you're not, it's going to seem annoying to them.
Girl, I've seen people shot. I've smelled, like, the smell of brains. When I tell you I come from the streets, I'm not kidding.
I've seen bands come out and begin their concerts with these long, slow, boring songs. Are they kidding, or what?
My next project is to get back to that. Actually, to learn how to write poetry. I'm not kidding.
I'm sure there are little Aly and AJ fan babies out there that were made in our concerts. No, I'm kidding!
People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.
I cast a glance in my new admirer's direction. "You may call me Your Highness," I said. "Or Empress Beauty." He chuckled. I wasn't kidding.
He looked again. Longer this time. She may have ‘forgotten’ to put a bra on that morning. Another oops. “Are you kidding me with that?” he asked.
What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel!
My advice to American filmmakers is to marry a European. I'm not kidding. Otherwise they don't qualify for international co-production treaties.
Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding.
A kitchen without an ironing board? Are you kidding? It's un-American. It's like Simon without Garfunkel.
There are parts of us that are miserable, that hate, that love, that are cruel, are kind, are reasonable, are unreasonable. You know, you live inside your own mind. Who are you kidding?
Decline III, I funded myself, from the studio money. That, and I sold a lot of drugs. Kidding. Don't print that.
Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.
Here, I have an opportunity to affect the lives of a lot of young people - and not just on my football team. I'm not kidding myself that that would be true at the professional level.
I really feel like I have the potential - and I'm not even kidding about it - I have the potential to be the best player in the league.
Bob Scarpelli [of DDB] has told me I'd rot in hell for the commercials I've done, but I think he's kidding.
I became interested in 'Smallville' when 'Aquaman' was not picked up and my mortgage was due. Kidding. The real reason is that it was an easy decision.
I was listening to this Adele song, where she's like, "When we were young..." I was like, "You're 27. Are you kidding me?
Initially, they wanted Columbo to wear a driving coat. I said: 'Are you kidding? He's not an English aristocrat.'
No kidding. That's really true. You're paying your own bills through this. It's not a pleasant experience.
I kind of want to go play in the Caribbean Series to be honest. I'm not even kidding about that.
I'm an actress, and that's why I'm still here. Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long as I have and be a star is kidding themselves.
I used to say, 'Are you kidding?' about some prices for collectibles. I don't anymore because anything that screams its era is collectible.
Bagpipes is a woodwind instrument, so you have to warm it up. But in a wrestling dressing room? You've got to be kidding me.
Can’t you nudge her into submission? (Taryn) Are you kidding? As stubborn as she is? I’d fry my brain trying. (Sphinx)
Larry Bird was a talker. He'd tell you something and you'd be like, are you kidding me? You're really telling me that?
Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a mom is the hardest job of all. You got to work to rest.
Trump in particular was such an unpopular candidate, because he's so anti communities of color, and we're a minority majority state, are you kidding?
I'll never forget my first moment of looking out on a convention audience with my mouth open like they were kidding me.
The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.
Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point.
When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
I'm not David Bowie. Who are we kidding? At the end of the day, I'm the same person I've always been. I'm Don Garvey's son from up the road.
If someone was to tell you that you were a witch, I think that it would be somewhat like, "You've got to be kidding me! I'm out of here! You're crazy!"
Guys ask me, 'Why are you always smiling?' Are you kidding? I'm in the NFL, that's why!
Any time you're in front of a camera and have them yell 'Cut, re-shoot the scene,' are you kidding me? That's a huge advantage.
I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere.
I would say, don't smoke. I'm kidding, but yeah, I did smoke in college and as a young actor and it's stupid.
Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who's kidding who?
Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don't have that, you're kidding yourself and your listener.
Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding.
I keep saying that the sexy job in the next 10 years will be statisticians, and I'm not kidding.
Where are we going? You never told me." "My home in Romania." Wow, this guy wasn’t kidding with his Dracula fixation.
Say I had been with a guy like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees all of my career. Are you kidding me?
Where am I? (Nick) Hospital. (Kyrian) Really? No kidding? And here I thought I was at McDonald’s. (Nick)
[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.
The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps.
Levity is the lubricant of a crisis. We resort to jokes, pranks and good natured kidding to relieve tension, stress and boredom.
I hate the fact that, all of a sudden now, it's not cool to go to the Gator Bowl. Are you kidding me? I don't like that mindset.
Those who still believe the United Nations is a human rights organization with the best of intentions are kidding themselves.
People ask me if I have comedy writers, and I'm like, 'Are you kidding me?'
I wanted secular, non-Muslim people to stop kidding themselves that Islam is peace and tolerance.
You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile.
Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No.
You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)
Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m kidding, you idiot. Let’s go.
