Top 1200 Kiss My Ass Quotes & Sayings - Page 20
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Last updated on December 4, 2024.
Put your ass where your heart wants to be.
Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.
You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal.
Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It's all true. Satan is blonde. True fact.
Love with your mouth shut, help without breaking your ass or publicizing it: keep cool, but care.
A child's kiss is magic. Why else would they be so stingy with them?
If you're going to do something, strive to do it better than anyone else. Do it all the way. If you're going to half-ass it, why bother?
I don't think that there's that much difference between a photograph of a fist up someone's ass and a photograph of carnations in a bowl.
The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.
Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple
Why you got your ass on your shoulders?
There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.
Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don't start writing no letters. I'm just kidding. But am I lying?
Idle is the day and lantern the hour as I delight in the splendor of your kiss grog.
[On refusing to be silenced:] I do not pretend to be John the Baptist rebuking the Pharisees. I do not claim to be Nathan upbraiding David. I aspire only to be Balaam's ass, castigating his master.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.
I've felt like my last name put pressure on me as an artist. If you're going to call yourself "Legend," you'd better make some good-ass music.
When I run into a paradox I think either I'm a total horse's ass to have gotten to this point, or I'm fruitfully near the edge of my discipline. It adds excitement to life to wonder which it is.
It's the kind of kiss that inspires stars to climb into the sky and light up the world.
Did you see The Never-Ending Story? That's one kick-ass dragon. It's basically a giant puppy dragon.
Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business.
I didn't really have a group of friends 'till I was 19, and I didn't kiss anyone until I was 21.
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
Your biggest dream? - Nora Grey Kiss you. - Patch Cipriano
It all comes down to who you crucify, you either kiss the past or future good-bye.
I want to make sure that the first person you kiss loves you, okay?
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
McCartney! Haven't met him and haven't played with him. I would LOVE to. He needs to make a kick-ass rockabilly record.
I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."
Do not the bright June roses blow
To meet thy kiss at morning hours?
You should get a glass stomach. That way you won't have to worry about pulling your head out of your ass!
I seen her on the ave, spotted her more than once. Ass so fat that you could see it from the front.
Freud's fanciful pseudo-explanations (precisely because they are brilliant) perform a disservice. Now any ass has these pictures available to use in "explaining" symptoms of an illness.
You can take charge, kick ass, do whatever you have to do and it's okay. You can blow people up. These are things that are okay for cartoon characters to do.
Sit a man on his ass with nothing to do but eat and the first thing that goes is his mind. It never fails.
Took you long enough!,' she said, and planted a kiss on his lips.
That's a bust your ass shot through and through.
It's just interesting how people relate my success when I would like to think that I worked my ass off for a reason and that it's about the music and not because I was on a TV show.
Walk tall, kick ass, learn to speak Arabic, love music and never forget you come from a long line of truth seekers, lovers and warriors.
There are two thoughts that will ensure success in all you do; (1) Don't tell everything you know, and (2) until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
I am a lady young in beauty waiting
Until my truelove comes, and then we kiss.
who pays any attention to the syntax of things will never wholly kiss you
He felt like the last bullet in a gun meant for revenge, sealed with a kiss.
I stare to memorize your face, to kiss you in my mind, love you all the time.
I didn't know what to say when someone's given you a small free kiss in the dark.
I leaned in toward her, suddenly overwhelmed with the feeling that we must kiss.
The art and act of writing - speaking just for myself - involves getting your proverbial ass in the proverbial chair.
Every now and then I'll get seduced by the idea of money, and I'll take a stab at that...and I fall flat on my ass. I've never written a lasting song with that mindset. It doesn't work.
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.
What once was cuddled must learn to kiss The cold wonn's mouth. That's all the mystery.
A man's women folk, whatever their outward show of respect for his merit and authority, always regard him secretly as an ass, and with something akin to pity.
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.
Some people think a song without words isn't a real song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass!
I have learned to kiss the waves that throw me up against the Rock of Ages.
To love--to fall--is not a question. To touch--to kiss--to speak--those are questions.
The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
If you got the balls to follow something through, you can end up being the coolest, smartest guy in the room, because you've literally put your ass on the line.
