Top 1200 Kissing Funny Quotes & Sayings - Page 4

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.

You don't really prepare for a kissing scene.

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

I'm a prankster, so some of the - you know, I like a good joke. I think when it's funny, it's funny.

The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

In reality, as a comedian, you're successful because you're funny, and you should be able to be funny about anything.

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny.

Kissing is something that everybody does!

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene.

I was always good at being observationally funny - like, contributing something funny to the conversation.

When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.

What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others.

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Adam Sandler is a really funny guy in real life. Separate from all of the movies, that is a funny man.

When it came to kissing, Harlow was the best.

If there's an audience, I think they're going to expect me to be funny. But what if I'm not funny? What if I fail?

My name is Steven Crowder, and I happen to find blatant gayness funny. I mean really funny.

I'm the one who's always kissing all the boys and stuff.

Why do all these people want [comedians] to be serious? The reason they want that is these are people who aren't funny. Anybody funny can be serious, but people who have no sense of humor, they can never be funny - and frankly, they're jealous. There's very few comic actors. Think about it. There aren't that many. It's hard because you have to be able to do both.

I'm too shy to do kissing scenes.

If something's awful, I find it funny. If something's funny, I find it funny. It's my natural, go-to place.

You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny.

I'm really proud of 'Kissing Strangers.'

Confine your kissing to the irresistible.

People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case.

It's not hard for me to be funny. But it's really hard. I don't think a lot of people are funny. I meet a lot of people, and most of them aren't funny.

I wanna be funny, but if I have a chance to make a point while being funny - why not?

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

Being me is funny. I've made this weird character, and I think it's really funny.

To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm doing one of the biggest concerts; it's not a dance music concert. I'm playing with the band, so I change my every song to a rock song.

When I say something funny in a newspaper and I meant it to be funny, it doesn't read that way.

There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake.

I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny.

I don't make fun of my characters. I just like to laugh and I think people are funny and the world is funny.

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.

The moment the door closed behind him, Tessa was in Will's arms, her hands locked about his neck. "Oh, by the Angel," she said. "That was mortifying." Will slid his hands into her hair and was kissing her, kissing her eyelids and her cheeks and then her mouth, quickly but with fervor and concentration, as if nothing could be more important. "Listen to you," he said. "You said 'by the angel.' Like a Shadowhunter." He kissed the side of her mouth. "I love you. God, I love you. I waited so long to say it.

In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff that you find funny and I don't. That would be true for any show, however funny or popular.

I couldn't even imagine kissing something.

I like to be friends with funny guys, but I don't want to date a funny guy.

People are getting careers from YouTube and uploading videos. And they're totally different - you can't necessarily be funny on a video, and then all of a sudden you're live in a theater. You don't have the tools yet. It's a lot more involved to go from being funny on a little iPhone screen to being live in front of people and being funny.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

When it's right you can't say Who is kissing whom.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.

This isn't kissing. This is savoring your taste.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part!