Top 186 Kitten Quotes & Sayings

I have a kitten,the drollest of all creatures that ever wore a cat's skin.

... as lonesome as a kitten in a wash-house copper with the lid on.

Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But NEVER enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.

Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten

Just like a kitten that thinks its a tiger.

Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten." My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. "It's Cat," I repeated firmly. "Cat Raven." "Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.

Alarm stole over me on little kitten feet.

Playing with fire Kitten?

Have you ever noticed the softness of a kitten's feet? - they are like raspberries to hold in one's hand.

[My kitten] is dressed in a tortoise-shell suit, and I know you will delight in her.

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.

No one wants to hear you speak, Bradie Boy," Kitten said in that scratchy voice of hers. "Like that's ever stopped me. I can't believe we've got a bird and a cat in the car." Bradley chuckled. "I guess that makes me animal control. Nice." "I'm a Teran," Kitten said tightly, "not a cat. And if I hear you call me a cat one more time, I'll scratch your eyes out. Understand?" "Oh, I understand. I just don't think you'll like what I'm understanding, which is that you can't wait to get your hands on me.

Once you get a kitten, the natural thing you do is take a billion photos.

What I love about the 'Kitten Bowl' is all of the participants, all of our 'players' are up for adoption.

Every natural movement is graceful. Did you ever watch a kitten at play?

There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.

You hold the ones you love close and fight the battles you can win, and that, Kitten, is how it is.

But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.

He's acting as foolish as a kitten... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Let's go, Kitten, before you kill someone else. -Bones

I still have a problem with nuns. I follow them around like a kitten with a ball of yarn.

Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.] "Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard to expose my 'kitten cage' full of the poor, sad kitties I was going to snack on?" A raised eyebrow. "Wasn't the cage next to my special 'kitten defurring' tools?" "They were obviously fake." Bas just stared at her.

Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess. A half-good sex scene is not half as hot; it actually moves into the negative numbers, draining any heat from the surrounding material.

A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a living room. An arrival is better that a departure. A birth is better than a death. A chase is better than a chat. A dog is better than a landscape. A kitten is better than a dog. A baby is better than a kitten. A kiss is better than a baby. A pratfall is better than anything.

A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the fore part plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her till you tread upon it.

No one can be a sex kitten every day, and anyone who tells you that is lying.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.

No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it. There can be no appeasement with ruthlessness. There can be no reasoning with an incendiary bomb.

[My kitten's] gambols are not to be described, and would be incredible, if they could.

I want to know all of you, Kitten. What you show me, and what you try not to.

I'm behind you." I spun to see Derek. "I can't win," he said. "You're as skittish as a kitten.

[A kitten] gets himself into every kind of trouble.

Everything about 'Kitten Bowl' has been so tremendous.

It's similar to the way you feel cuddling an infant or a kitten, when you want to squeeze it so hard you'd kill it.

A kitten will run then fall asleep. They're so unpredictable!

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Weird behavior is natural in smart children, just as curiosity is to a kitten.

That's what vampires do, Kitten. We always come for what's ours, no matter the circumstances." Bones said.

Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, what are you waiting for?” “The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.

I had rather be a kitten and cry mew Than one of these same metre ballet-mongers.

Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

But if you were Charlotte, and you had been feeling that life was some cosmic joke that had no punchline, and in the space of a moment you had gone from being Charlotte-without-a-kitten to being Charlotte-with-a-kitten, you too would have found it nothing short of remarkable.

It means black kitten," I said with my pulse almost even again. Ares studied me. "And you're ok with them calling you their black kitten?" "They're wererats, Ares," I said. He frowned at me. "They're not calling me their little black rat. Think it through.

When the car's going well, I purr like a kitten.

Kitten." His voice was thick with something I couldn't name. "This is the part... where you don't have a choice.

A kitten is the delight of a household. All day long, comedy is played by an incomparable actor.

A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.

I'm going to be 100 years old, hopefully still hosting the 'Kitten Bowl.'

Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.

You cannot rob robbers with a kitten in your hat!

You could drown a kitten in her blue eyes.

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.

I love you, Kitten. There's nothing on this earth or under it that can change that.

You sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten.

I like the name Atomic Kitten. It's so great.

I was very flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that.