Top 114 Kittens Quotes & Sayings

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Kittens will make your sad go away

Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent.

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats - more's the pity.

They might be kittens," she said hopefully. "They're stalking us." "They might be shy." "I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie." "Puppies, then?

... she, that will with kittens jest, Should bear a kitten's joke.

Time is what turns kittens into cats.

No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.

My cats - I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters.

We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one.

Kittens are the best therapy.

When I was young, I preferred dogs, but when I moved into a flat when I was 18, it wasn't practical to have a dog. So I got a couple of kittens, and that was it.

He doesn't bring many girls round unless they're part of a job - but also 'cause his smell can sometimes kill kittens.

With little wit and ease to suit them, They whirl in narrow circling trails, Like kittens playing with their tails.

The man walked past me and stopped, observing the blood running down my neck. "Your injury. Let us tend to it." He looked out through the open doorway and silently gestured to someone out there. "Our world," he said, "is far more advanced than yours. For reasons you'll understand shortly." A thin, bony, naked woman entered the room, carrying two small, white kittens. She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. "There," said the large man. "The kittens will make your sad go away.

Perhaps all early love affairs ought to be strangled or drowned, like so many blind kittens.

My cats I have Luna who's just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They're nice but they're not like their characters.

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

Alex McLeish will have had kittens - literally!

Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens

I don't shoot kittens with balls of wool. I don't shoot sunsets. What draws me? Ironic, surreal, unexplained, timely moments.

Kittens can happen to anyone.

If you like cats and have some, you get kittens; and if you like kittens and enjoy having them about, they grow up and you get more cats.

There’s no such thing as free kittens.

They are presented attractively for the same reason that kittens are cute - so that they can draw you in, then pounce on you for the kill. Seriously. Stay away from kittens.

Opinions are like kittens," he commented. "People are always giving them away.

In the image of the lion made He kittens small and curious.

We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.

People take issue with individual aspects of Wikipedia all the time. But it's kind of hard to hate the general idea of a free encyclopedia. It's like hating kittens.

The ultimate goal of fostering is to get kittens and cats adopted.

I'm even afraid of kittens. They bite too! But I respect animals.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance.

Things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

And what is wrong with playing with words? Words love to be played with, just like children or kittens do!

It's every little girl's dream," she said. "Interpol surveillance. And kittens.

Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens.

I wanted to highlight the destruction in Gaza by posting photos on my website - but on the internet, people only look at pictures of kittens.

Authors are sometimes like tomcats: They distrust all the other toms but they are kind to kittens.

When I was a child I wanted to be a vet. I'd come home with "lost" kittens and dogs. My mother would tell me to put them back.

The reason why feral kitties are hard to tame is because they have missed socialization the period - you need to be touching and petting those kittens when they are real young.

For a dyed-in-the-wool author nothing is as dead as a book once it is written. ... She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up.

You have to walk through the kennel and check out the older animals before you can get to the puppies and kittens - and let me tell you, sometimes the adopters never make it to the puppies and kittens.

There's a YouTube video of these two kittens that just fall over and pass out. My blood sugar's crazy, so I would pass out sometimes, like the fainting kittens.

Animals are a huge part of my life, so yes, if you are going to be a part of my life, you would need to have the same love for animals. Howard is so great in that aspect and he truly is my partner. We have six resident cats - Walter, Apple, Leon Bear, Charlie Boy, Bella, and Yoda-and we have fostered over fifty kittens in the last year. He even lets the kittens play in his hair! They love it!

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"

There's nothing else I would rather do, unless there was a profession that involved cuddling bunny rabbits and kittens all day for money.

I kick kittens. I made rude gestures at nuns.

I've always said a romance hero can be deeply flawed... as long as he's willing to rush into a burning building to rescue a basket of kittens.

I'm allergic to cats, so I'm psychologically wired to associating kittens with itchy eyes and popping Claritin.

Pigs may not be as cuddly as kittens or puppies, but they suffer just as much.

Puppies and kittens are both great. Cats and dogs are not for me.

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.

It's more blessed to give than to receive - especially kittens.

Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch?

Kittens are so messy and sometimes require several feedings a day.

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the oven, but that doesn't make them biscuits!