Top 1200 Kitty Cat Quotes & Sayings - Page 15

The image I'd had of myself as a child was someone I'd never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. - Cat

Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat.

FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

If you want reality to be different than it is, you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.

I remember when I was a younger cat, I always thought the veteran guys talked too much.

With one of the most bewitching sounds in the world, its purr, the cat persuades us that it thinks we are wonderful.

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.

It was on the corner of the street that he noticed the first sign of something peculiar - a cat reading a map.

In the great green room, there was a telephone And a red balloon And a picture of a cat jumping over the moon.

For some reason, cats are usually addressed familiarly, though no cat has ever drunk bruderschaft with anyone.

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

No one shall deny me my own conclusions, nor my cat her reflective purr.

It's still about the women. It's not called Desperate Plumber. People are more interested in cat fights.

A cat likes to hear you calling him. He sits in a bush a yard from your shoes - and listens.

Running a liberal paper is like feeding melted butter on the end of an awl to a wild cat.

You're a medicine cat. I understand what that means now. StarClan go with you, Leafpool. I'll never forget you.

On tour I'm finding out that I am half gypsy, 40% vagabond, and 10 house cat.

It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering each little bowl with wax paper before putting it away in the fridge--even into these prophylactically secure desserts my hair found its way! Jet black hairs wound themselves around bars of soap. They lay pressed like flower stems between the pages of books. They turned up in eyeglass cases, birthday cards, once--I swear--inside an egg Tessie had just cracked. The next-door neighbor's cat coughed up a hairball one day and the hair was not the cat's.

There is no marriage, yet, for human beings and animals. I never thought that I would fall in love like this with a cat.

If I could have any job I would be a cat... but that's not something I'm supposed to talk about in public.

There is always something else to do. A gardener should have nine times as many lives as a cat.

I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

I am allergic to cats, the cat in 'Don't Stop' was actually a very small fury human.

I would love to go into an animal's dream - like a lion's or a cat's. I'm sure that's pretty awesome.

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf.

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

In 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,' I couldn't take my eyes off Judith Anderson as Big Mama.

Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat.

We almost decided on a dog and a fox before we hit on the idea of using a cat and mouse.

Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat

Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat.

And I a smiling woman. I am only thirty. And like the cat I have nine times to die.

I'm a fraidy cat. I play everything very safe in my life, so I think that's why I like characters that don't.

I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks.

A good writer can watch a cat pad across the street and know what it is to be pounced upon by a Bengal tiger.

Well, you will have to do. If you had died along with your mother, I would have taught the cat to read.

I want my office to be quiet. The loudest thing in the room - by far - should be the occasional purring of the cat.

I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.

Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.

He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird

My wife calls me grumpy cat. I'm normally a very pleasant person to be around.

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

If somebody's cat happens to turn on the TV, my numbers can double. It's almost unrelated to what's really happening.

I personally cannot watch horror films: I am a scaredy cat and scare incredibly easily.

Anyway, Cat Stevens is never going to make much money out of us.

I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her.

The cat that Prim got hates me, I think partly because I tried to drown it.

With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

It’s the whole cat and mouse game between the readers and writers that makes the web work.

There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

The cat: an animal that's so unpredictable, you can never tell in advance how it will ignore you the next time.

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap?