Top 1200 Kitty Cat Quotes & Sayings - Page 16

Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the comtemplative life. He regards the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha.

No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail.

My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.

I just naturally started to play music. My whole family played-my daddy played, my mother played. My daddy played bass, my cousin played banjo, guitar and mandolin. We played at root beer stands, like the .Drive-ins they have now, making $2.50 a night, and we had a cigar box for the kitty that we passed around, sometimes making fifty or sixty dollars a night. Of course we didn't get none of it, we kids.

Your life is a Fellini film, lacking only Anita Ekberg with a cat on her head.

For me, 'Sam & Cat' is cool because it's got this buddy-comedy aspect that 'iCarly' or 'Victorious' didn't have.

I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.

If you lay one hand on Simon, vampire, I'll have you chopped up into tiny pieces and fed to my cat. Understand?

I played Big Mama in 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof' when I was 20 years old at the University of Michigan.

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

Ever heard the story about a cat that accidentally caught a mouse in his sleep? Me neither

I have never known a cat that couldn't quiet me down just by walking slowly past my chair.

Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy." Cat

The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.

Photography is a lot like telling a large predatory cat what to do-while an audience of people you can't see watches you.

My dad has totally taken my Cat Stevens T-shirt, but it's OK; I have his Black Flag one, and that's amazing.

If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time.

If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.

Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat.

I went to collect the few personal belongings which...I held to be invaluable: my cat, my resolve to travel, and my solitude.

Faith, Princess," the Prism Cat repeated. "It is a highly underrated weapon against the dark things in this world.

If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'?

Only astrophysicists new about the Internet 20 years ago. Today my cat has a website.

My job is to make the players I'm playing with better. I'm going to be the cat that does a lof of the ?other things.'

The mice think they are right, but my cat eats them anyways. This is the point, reality is nothing, perception is everything.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.

I would never wound a cat's feelings, no matter how downright aggressive I might be to humans.

Buttercup, miserable even with Prim’s constant attention, huddles in the cube and exhales cat breath in my face.

Dangling punch lines to forgotten stories remain in the language like the smile of the Cheshire cat.

You use to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat, who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat.

The stones were sharp, The wind came at my back; Walking along the highway, Mincing like a cat.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.

A stunning meditation on the power of escape, and on the cat-and-mouse contest the self plays to deflect its own guilt.

Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.

Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed.

So,” Wanda cried, “a woman in furs is nothing more than a large cat, a charged electric battery?

There is nothing lonelier than a cat who has been loved, at least for a while, and then abandoned on the side of the road.

I don't wake up each morning saying, 'Oh, wow, it's me. I think I'm the cat's meow. I'm the best.'

When Jace opened the greenhouse door, the scent hit Clary, soft as the padded blow of a cat's paw.

You know Yellowfang, don't you? she was cranky, stubborn, impatient-and the most loyal cat you will ever meet.

When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.

I used to buy records in high school. Mainly dancehall: Super Cat, Buju Banton.

You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.

As the cat lapses into savagery by night, and barbarously explores the dark, so primal and titanic is a woman with the love madness.

Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives.

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine - once. Like the Borg, they learn.

What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof? - I wish I knew... Just staying on it, I guess, as long as she can.

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

“I don't like the look of it at all,” said the King: “however, it may kiss my hand, if it likes.” “I'd rather not,” the Cat remarked.

Everything a cat is and does physically is to me beautiful, lovely, stimulating, soothing, attractive and an enchantment.

I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.

I played Big Mama in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof when I was 20 years old at the University of Michigan.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.