Top 1200 Ladies And Gentlemen Quotes & Sayings

Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo.

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions.

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

In society it is etiquette for ladies to have the best chairs and get handed things. In the home the reverse is the case. This is why ladies are more sociable than gentlemen.

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

First, I thought we'd already established that I am not a gentleman. That ship sailed long ago. And second, you'd be surprised what gentlemen do...and what ladies enjoy." ~Lord Bourne

Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared. This is a threat that we've never faced before.

I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your magnificent indifference.

I have had a few gentlemen let me know they find my manly beardiness somewhat alluring. Never any ladies though.

I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.

Mixed dinner parties of ladies and gentlemenare very rare, which is a great defect in the society; not only as depriving themof the most social and hospitable manner of meeting, but as leading to frequent dinner parties of gentlemen without ladies, which certainly does not conduce to refinement.

Ladies and gentlemen....." His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room. "Let the Seventy-sixth Hunger Games begin!

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.

The sombre-suited masculine world of the Protestant religion is altogether too much like a gentlemen's club to which the ladies are only admitted on special days.

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.

Ladies and gentlemen, there is evil in this world.

Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy.

I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase. You know, something like Ladies and Gentlemen. That'll be a cool name for a kid. This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen! Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, Ladies and Gentlemen, please!

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle.

Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries.

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

We talk often about choice. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

A lot of people are curious why I'm a lesbian - ladies and gentlemen, the cast of Entourage.

Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets.

Femininity and masculinity are social constructs. Female and male are biological. We don't have to learn to be men or women but we do have to learn to be ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.

When a culture of ladies arises, a culture of gentlemen will follow.

If I have an antipathy for any class of people, it is for fine ladies. I almost match my Husband's detestation of partridge-shooting gentlemen.

The Indian gods are imposing, the Greek gods are not. Indeed they are not brave, not self-controlled, they have no manners, they are not gentlemen and ladies.

Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe.

Ladies and gentlemen, Im going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty

But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: “Warning! Do not use in shower!” Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them.

Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!

Ladies and gentlemen, communism didn't fall. It was pushed.

Ladies and gentlemen, god bless America - land of the free, home of the brave.

Lord Nicholas St. John was their only hope, and she had been on the roof when he arrived, for heaven's sake. Ladies did not go traipsing about on rooftops. And certainly gentlemen did not frequent the homes of those ladies who did traipse about on roortops. It did not matter if the rooftop in question was in dire need of repair. Or that the lady in question had no choice.

I know that you, ladies and gentlemen, have a philosophy, each and all of you, and that the most interesting and important thing about you is the way in which it determines the perspective in your several worlds.

Gentlemen and ladies are sure of their ground. They pretend to nothing that they are not.

On 'MADtv,' I discovered I could do Billy Crystal. 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 68th Annual Academy Awards!' Surprisingly, there's more call for that one than you'd think.

Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.

Listen, ladies and gentlemen. America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.

Ladies and gentlemen.” He [Jabba] sighed. “Meet the kamikaze of computer invaders...the worm.

Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.

It is perfectly right for a gentleman to say "ladies and gentlemen," but a lady should say, "gentlemen and ladies." You mention your friend's name before you do your own. I always feel like rebuking any woman who says, "ladies and gentlemen." It is a lack of good manners.

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!

Gentlemen are not supposed to tell the truth about their sex lives, nor are ladies, for that matter. Of course Clinton lied - as would anybody in his position.

to be sure, marriage is all in all with the ladies; but with us gentlemen it's quite another thing!

Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)