You [future first ladies] will feel that you are no longer clothing yourself, you are dressing a public monument.
Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.
The ladies kept telling me I wasn't good in bed, so I figured if I wasn't a lover then I must be a fighter
Mrs. Ballinger is one of the ladies who pursue Culture in bands, as though it were dangerous to meet it alone.
When I was little, I had concerts on the subway, and old ladies came up to me like, 'You are so good!'
Madame Aubain's servant Felicite was the envy of the ladies of Pont-l'Eveque for half a century.
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.
I admire the older ladies who carry on working. Look at Betty Driver on 'Coronation Street' - she's incredible.
I am in favor of preserving the French habit of kissing the hands of ladies. After all one must start somewhere.
I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone.
Mr. Leonardo DiCaprio - he be soo gorgeous, no wonder all the ladies flockin' to him - He be Gatsby.
Besides, when you say you're a feminist it annoys the bigots and the old farts and the prissy ladies so much, it's kind of irresistible.
Women all want to be ladies, which is simply to have nothing to do, but listlessly to go they scarcely care where, for they cannot tell what.
What if history was changed? slavery reversed
Would black ladies see white boys and clinch they purse?
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out.
Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
If every man loves his mother, he's going to treat the ladies right, with love and respect.
First ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers.
What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.
Ladies, like variegated tulips, show
'Tis to their changes half their charms we owe.
Girls always make our music go. They set the trends. It starts with the ladies.
Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.
I was exhausted from fake partying. I was like, "I just danced for nine hours. Goodnight, ladies!"
"He picks up his dates in a van? No wonder he‘s such a hit with the ladies." - Jace about Simon
The affection of young ladies is of as rapid growth as Jack's beanstalk, and reaches up to the sky in a night.
He was transfixed at the sight of the lords and ladies of his realm running about like demented chickens.
What I love most about Norway is you ladies. Back home I'm used to fat and hairy women journalists.
Good luck befriend thee, Son; for at thy birth The fairy ladies danced upon the hearth.
And try to stay out of trouble with the ladies. Remember, they all have fathers and brothers and some of them have armies.
Your experience will be a lesson to all of us men to be careful not to marry ladies in very high positions.
I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one!
A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.
Ladies of the choir, I want you to sound like twenty-two women having babies without chloroform.
I take a lot of ladies' vitamins, because I never buy my own and that's what's in the house. More iron.
The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin pocket books from old ladies
Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously.
Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first" "Yes" "Well, it's truer in bed than it is anywhere else.
I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.
When the ladies see an athlette walking around, they think, Well, he got the cocaine, so let's go get high with him.
The learned are envied by the foolish; rich men by the poor; chaste women by adulteresses; and beautiful ladies by ugly ones.
I'd rather wear black than bright florals like most fat ladies do.
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
My mother says ladies perspire and men sweat. Clearly, I am more of a man.
At one time, very wealthy ladies only wore real jewels. Now they want costume.
I always mix it up. I do everything from yoga to running - StairMaster does wonders for your butt, ladies!
Down South, there was the old 'ladies-don't-do-such-things' way of thinking. You couldn't be a lady and a good athlete at the same time.
Mornin', ladies. My goodness, don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.
Women, girls and young ladies tend to be as good or better at math than boys, but you didn't think that either.
Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies.
Poets speak of hope in ladies smiles, but give me a smirk any day, I say.
Most of my confidence came from being with ladies, because I certainly wasn't getting any acting jobs.
Long as I live large, life will be luxury,
Ladies in Lamborghinis...love is like luck to me.
I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over.
Nelson Mandela once said "I can't help it if the ladies take note of me; I'm not going to protest."
Don't get me wrong - I like to look at the ladies as much as the next guy. But what in the hell do they do they have to do with wrestling? Nothing.
'Roc The Life' is a song I wrote with The Dream, who made 'Umbrella,' 'Single Ladies' and loads more.
I read with some amusement my reputation as a ladies' man. My friends are amused by that, too, because they know my life.
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