Top 310 Lame Quotes & Sayings

Take it from Richard, poor and lame, What's begun in anger ends in shame.

We are not cool at all. We are probably the most lame couple ever.

The worst thing is the blank page at the start. Then the horrible things written on the blank page. Then deciding whether or not to throw out those horrible things: lame scenes, lame characters, bad ideas.

I've got no one to blame for every time I feel lame.

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.

That’s a pretty lame superhero name,” I told him. “Scooby-Doo is already taken,” he said with dignity. “Anything else sounds lame in comparison.

Feeling and thinking are actually the blind man who carries the lame.

Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a Kleenex. He’s so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it’s got a picture of Narcissus—only the picture’s so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

Netanyahu wants to make me and my party out as small, lame and uninfluential.

I don't trade on my sexual identity in that way for political points. I think that's lame, and it's not my style.

Reading is looked at like it's corny or lame, but you'd be surprised what you can find in a book.

In a retreat the lame are formost. [In a retreat the lame are foremost.]

It is a true proverb, that if you live with a lame man, you will learn to limp.

The rifleman's stalking the sick and the lame, preacherman seeks the same, who'll get there first is uncertain.

In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.

Don't limp in front of the lame.

For a member to say, 'I'm a lame duck' violates political science 101.

I'm kind of lame. I prefer quiet evenings at home, hanging out with my family.

Nothing of worth or weight can be achieved with half a mind, with a faint heart, and with a lame endeavor.

You do know him, so that's a lame excuse." It was a lame excuse, but it was the best I had. "How do you really ever truly know someone?" Brit smacked her hands to her cheeks and she shook her head. "He's not a serial killer." "Speaking of serial killers, everyone thought Ted Bundy was a really charming, handsome man. And look how he turned out. Psycho." Jacob stared at me. "He's not Ted Bundy.

A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions.

My top beauty tip is to drink lots of water. It might sound lame, but it works.

If you're a lame brain, then you're a lame brain. I can't help that.

Democrats are lame. The media is lame. And Donald Trump hasn't even played his war card yet. You know, he could start a war and get a lot of support there.

I wasn't the cool kid in school, but I wasn't the lame one. I knew I wasn't cool, so I called myself lame, and that's what made me cool in front of the cool kids.

Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.

Faith becomes lame, when it ventures into matters pertaining to reason!

You're excuses are so lame they're limping.

I'm as lame as all dads are.

I could always sing just playing around, but I ain't want to be no singer. I thought that was lame.

When people are lame, they love to blame.

The '50s were so lame they produced the '60s!

Impressing a bunch of snooty teenagers is a pretty lame life goal to have.

This sounds really lame, but I'm pretty proud of my feet.

I know it sounds so lame, but the songs are like my children.

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

You who are strong and swift, see that you do not limp before the lame, deeming it kindness.

If a man neglects education, he walks lame to the end of his life.

I'm not nostalgic for my glory days in college. It was lame for me. Probably because I had no friends.

My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

I'm a member and preacher to that church where the blind don't see and the lame don't walk and what's dead stays that way.

When you can impress your mom by saying you've been to someone's concert, you know you're pretty lame.

I didn't want to do some trivial, lame, trite, sweetie-pie, 'How thin can I be?' role.

You may help a lame dog over a stile but he is still a lame dog on the other side.

Hip-hop is all about impact, baby. You can sell records, you can be two-times platinum, you can be gold... but if you lame, you lame, man. We try to provide the exact opposite of that. It's style, individuality, confidence. We exude that.

I won't read scripts because I have a limited amount of time. Why should I help other people do lame stuff when I can just go out and put on lame stuff of my own?

Justice is lame as well as blind, amongst us.

How come all the harmless people were so lame? Maybe that was the definition of safe.

The lame man who keeps the right road outstrips the runner who takes the wrong one.

Punishment is lame, but it comes.

One of my life philosophies is that you have a choice to make when you're doing something creative. You can be cheesy... or you can be lame.

I'm sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car.

If you go to America, so many club nights finish at 1 A. M. and it's so lame.

It's lame to say that I'm a normal girl, but I think I am.

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason. This time I really had a reason to feel lame.

The Lame goes as farre as your staggerer. [The lame goes as far as your staggerer.]

I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.

Im the lamest lame duck there could be.

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)