Top 765 Las Vegas Quotes & Sayings - Page 8

I love Vegas. It's like going to Disneyland.

People say I should go to Real Madrid or Barcelona, but my team is Las Palmas.

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.

I always love going to Vegas.

There's just no quiet in Vegas.

We spent six weeks there [in Vegas]. The only thing crazy that I did was shoot that movie [The Hangovers]. The stuff in that movie is way crazier than anything I might have done, drunk one night in Vegas. I mean we did it for real in the movie, so that's as crazy as it got.

You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl.

Vegas is like the old definition of writing: though I don't enjoy writing, I love having written. Though I didn't enjoy Vegas, I love having lived there.

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Branson, Missouri, is Vegas for people with no teeth.

My company was based in Palm Beach, Florida, but when 'Bar Rescue' took off, I knew I had to move west. It was a choice between L.A. and Vegas. I have a lot of friends in Vegas, and it became my choice. I'm so glad because I love it here. There's a real sense of community. It's a big town that feels like a small town. Everybody knows everybody.

I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.

Las personas con un alto nivel de tolerancia al aburrimiento tienen tiempo de sobra para pensar.

I started a big part of my career in Vegas.

I like Vegas for its spontaneity.

Comedy is not the first choice in Vegas for entertainment.

Being from Iowa, I can tell you that Vegas is not normal.

I've done the Stratosphere stuff in Vegas, but I haven't skydived or anything like that.

Vegas is a celebration.

I love 'What Happens in Vegas,' 'You've Got Mail.'

Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.

Some guys are more worried about their Vegas trip at the end of the season than playing the games, than playing every minute of the games. Quite frankly, I don't care about your Vegas trip right now.

I usually love to go bowling when I'm in Vegas. There's something about Vegas and bowling, do you know what I mean? You know what I mean. Bowling is just the thing to do.

Any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice.You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!"

You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room... About 5 percent of all comics end up as the main headliner on the Vegas Strip, so that's a big deal for me. Getting to do my stand-up the way I have this summer is really what I've dreamed of since I was about 10 years old.

I've never been to Vegas, but I've gambled all my life.

There is great food in Vegas.

Vegas' energy is wild.

I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.

Vegas is my town, my people.

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

Anything you can do that's self-destructive in Vegas, whatever that is, I do it.

Vegas is really rock and roll.

Man, I really like Vegas.

I played Vegas at the age of 16 years old, in 1959.

Vegas shows me a lot of love.

Vegas finally has a team and it's good for the NFL.

I admire Vegas's purity, its entirely wholesome artificiality.

I'd like to play Vegas as a head-liner.

I hated L.A., so spread out, so phony. It's like Vegas. It isn't real.

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.

What I love about Vegas is that we have the mountains and the Strip. There is always something to do.

I was recruited by Pepsi and put out in Pittsburgh, and I worked in the bottling lines, and then I was sent on to Phoenix, Arizona, where I also drove trucks and I put up signs, Pepsi signage, and I was then sent on to Las Vegas for a month of training, and then I finally ended up in Milwaukee. So I got a really hands - on introduction to the soft-drink industry. I was so appreciative of the fact that I was able to not only learn a business through what I learned at business school, but I was able to learn it with hands-on learning. I'm a huge believer in hands-on learning.

Donald Trump was tainted every kind of way you could imagine. I mean, no way in the world that Donald Trump is a champion of working people. He has hurt workers in Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Florida, multiple bankruptcies, never showed his taxes. I don't know any good thing this guy's ever done. And yet, because he was able to throw hate and poison on Hillary Clinton, he was able to somehow prevail at least until the Electoral College. I think he was skilled at just sort of, like, keeping the attention on anyone but himself. He is the most outrageous person ever to win a presidential election.

Puerto Rico is an island separated by an ocean, a language, a culture. All of that put it in a position where it's like, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," but what happened in Puerto Rico never happened at all. It's not like there was a decades-long conspiracy. It's just the aggregation of all these historical forces made it difficult for this information to exist in one place.

What happens in Vegas, I'm telling everyone.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

If you know how to live in Vegas you can have the best time.

Disneyland is Vegas for children.

Vegas felt glamorous on the outside but disappointing on the inside.

You don't wear leather bucket hats in Vegas.

I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler.

But Vegas is really my first home.

Gosh, my own podcast, Las Culturistas,' is so unstructured and loose. There's no preparation that goes into it. It's just about plugging in and playing.

People should go to the works and experience them. Because just having an idea or picture in mind is absolutely not the experience that's necessary. Even just landing in Albuquerque or Salt Lake City or Las Vegas was immediately part of the experience. And then you'd get in a car from the airport and take these very long trips - in Michael Heizer's case, it was three hours by car to get to his work. And then there's walking around and into the piece and seeing it from different angles. The kinetic experience of being a part of it physically was very important for me.

I've always said that I'd like to play for Las Palmas - my local team.

Las Palmas, Lugo, Betis... if you followed them, you know we had an identity. You saw it, we played good football.

Israel is not Vegas, and it will not be.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.