Top 1200 Last Night Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

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Last updated on April 20, 2025.
I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE.
Don't worry about yesterday it ended last night at midnight.
The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night. — © Bob Dole
The Brooklyn Dodgers had a no hitter last night.
I originally started it to help me with anxiety & insomnia. It’s already made my life waaaaaaaaaaaaaay better & even with my stage fright. Which I used to think there was no cure for…Last night was the first night I’ve slept 8 hours naturally in my entire life. I felt the best I have in ages. It’s better than any medication or all of the other nonsense I’ve tried.
Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.
I'm an ice sculptor. Last night I made a cube.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
I took the wife out last night; one punch!
When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.
I'd rather work all night and sleep all day... perhaps I was a mole in my last incarnation.
I went to bed last night dreaming of tuna melts. I love food.
[last words] What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night.
A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing. — © Phyllis Diller
A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.
I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.
Last night I danced with a stranger, but she just reminded me you were the one.
The long night of human history is drawing at last to its conclusion.
Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.
Night after night in the '50s, I traveled all over New York City. The promoter had 10 acts, and the winner each night would get five dollars; second place would get three dollars, and third place would get two dollars. He always put the best acts on last so the people wouldn't walk out, and the worst acts went on first. He always put me on first.
Last night I went out for Chinese. I picked up a Team USA Olympic uniform.
The frailty of everything revealed at last. Old and troubling issues resolved into nothingness and night. The last instance of a thing takes the class with it. Turns out the light and is gone. Look around you. Ever is a long time. But the boy knew what he knew. That ever is no time at all.
The sense of a long last night over civilization is back again.
What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
France lost a great novel last night.
I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
We fell in love last night. He's the coolest guy.
Did I do anything last night that suggested I was sane?
What were you two doing last night, discussing the national debt?
Failing is an event, not a person. Yesterday ended last night.
I happened upon a memoir by a midlevel White House staffer, and he had been in the room that [Nixon's last] night [in office]. This guy's memoir told me what Nixon's last words were. And they were, on August 8, 1974, to the crew: "Have a Merry Christmas, fellas!" That was just so bizarre.
He got drunk last night, kicked Mama down the stairs. But I'm alright, so I don't care.
I heard an angel speak last night/And he said, "Write!"
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.
My first and last love will always be fiction. It's the first thing I do in the morning and the last thing I do at night. I love the novel because it's like a love affair. You can just fall into it and keep going, and you never know where it's going to take you.
I'm afraid I did not pray hard enough last night.
I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
Fairest of stars, last in the train of night, If better thou belong not to the dawn.
Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand-new day.
No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'. — © Max Beerbohm
No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'.
I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.
Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks.
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
The average millionaire can't tell you who got thrown off the island last night.
Last night I let the party get the best of me.
Last night we were the best team on the day.
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
I died last night. Seventy years too young.
When a friend of mine introduced me to the music of Luca C & Brigante I was stuck with an apocalyptic feeling, as if I were listening to the sound of a party at the end of the world. And with such strong imagery coming to mind I was only too happy to write with them when they asked. Flash of Light is about that last night on earth, a forewarning of the end of an era and a last chance to Love.
I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it. — © Virginia Woolf
I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.
Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life. Jake: Did it make the top ten? Edward: Possibly. But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that.
Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place.
Night never had the last word. The dawn is always invincible.
I spent the nights before the Jets' two biggest games last year - for the AFL championship and the Super Bowl - with girls. But I don't consider that bad or foolish of me... The night before a game, I prepare myself both mentally and physically for the next day. I think a ballplayer has to be relaxed to play well; and if that involves being with a girl that night, he should do it.
Last night I neglected to mention something that bears repeating.
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise
Im not gay, but the man in my bed last night was.
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
Nowadays people think that history is what was on TV last night.
I had no money nor friends to prepare for the trial till last night.
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