Top 1200 Laugh At Life Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

If you can laugh, you can get through it. In our house, we laugh a lot.

You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh, we laugh, with a will, in the beginning. But it's always the same thing. Yes, it's like the funny story we have heard too often, we still find it funny, but we don't laugh any more.

I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me.

Sometimes we laugh to keep from crying, but the important thing is to laugh, every chance we get.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

I think humor is the best gift, and if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

We know the degree of refinement in people by the matter they laugh at and the ring of the laugh.

I'm a little bit twisted, so what makes me laugh the hardest doesn't necessarily make other people laugh.

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

I'm not here to impose Sharia law, and I'm not here to have a message about disability being inspirational - I'm here to make people laugh. But when I can layer things and make people not only laugh but question, make people not only laugh but be offended... I have to do that.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

The men who cannot laugh at themselves frighten me even more than those who laugh at everything.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anybody else.

If a joke makes our tribe laugh, we assume it will make other friend-tribes laugh.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.

A man sometimes devotes his life to a desire which he is not sure will ever be fulfilled. Those who laugh at this folly are, after all, no more than mere spectators of life.

I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

The first condition for comedy is that if you laugh at your own jokes, others won't laugh. You have to say something funny very seriously.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

When I make people laugh and I get to laugh, it does my spirit good.

Everybody loves to laugh, so to be with somebody who makes you laugh all the time - what a treat.

Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions

I try to laugh as much as possible and enjoy the company of people who can make me laugh.

We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying.

I was kind of shy as a lad, and a lot of things that made me laugh, I found, did not make other people laugh.

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

We always say in the Obama world, in the toughest times, you can laugh or you can cry, so you might as well laugh.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

Marriage should be about fun,” she says gently. “It’s about friendship, and laughter, and trust, and fun. If it’s not fun, if you take it all too seriously, what’s the point? You know I’ve been with Andy for fifteen years, and the reason it still works is because he’s my best friend and he still makes me laugh. Admittedly, not all the time, and often we get completely bogged down in work, and the kids, and life, but he’s still the person I most want to phone when anything happens in life, and he’s still the person who makes me laugh the most.

If I am against the condition of the world it is not because I am a moralist, it is because I want to laugh more. I don't say that God is one grand laugh: I say that you've got to laugh hard before you can get anywhere near God. My whole aim in life is to get near to God, that is, to get nearer to myself. That's why it doesn't matter to me what road I take. But music is very important. Music is a tonic for the pineal gland. Music isn't Bach or Beethoven; music is the can opener of the soul. It makes you terribly quiet inside, makes you aware that there's a roof to your being.

I think I'll be a clown when I get grown,' said Dill. Jem and I stopped in our tracks. Yes sir, a clown,' he said. 'There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off.' You got it backwards, Dill,' said Jem. 'Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them.' Well I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.

Feeling different, feeling alienated, feeling persecuted, feeling that the only way to deal with the world is to laugh - because if you don't laugh you're going to cry and never stop crying - that's probably what's responsible for the Jews having developed such a great sense of humor. The people who had the greatest reason to weep, learned more than anyone else how to laugh.

You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh.

There's gratification in making somebody laugh. It's a wonderful sound. I find myself, to this day, doing it, wanting to make people laugh.

Stand-up is successful if they laugh. It's unsuccessful if they don't laugh.

Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

This is something people don't realize about me, but I can laugh - and laugh at myself.

The best comedy not only makes you laugh, but on the moment of the laugh, you learned.

how impossible it is not to laugh in some company, or to laugh in others.

When you've learned to laugh at the things that should be laughed at, and not to laugh at those that shouldn't, you've got wisdom and understanding. -Aunt Jimsie

Joan Rivers was a role model to comics everywhere, but especially to women. She got the first laugh and the last laugh.

Eat well, sleep and laugh. When you laugh, the lines go up instead of down.

If something awkward happens, laugh. I don't think I've ever dated a guy who couldn't laugh - even in bed, during intimate times.

We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.

People laugh at me, and that's fine. I laugh at myself, too.

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

If you can't laugh when things go bad--laugh and put on a little carnival--then you're either dead or wishing you were.

I am a jolly person. I love to laugh and make people laugh all the time.

But filming is good for you, because the crew isn't allowed to laugh. You can't get addicted to getting the laugh.

I have noticed that in plays where the characters on stage laugh a great deal, the people out front laugh very little.

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.

People love to laugh together. Like when I'm at home and I'm watching shows, I don't laugh out loud, but if I'm in a crowd and everyone is into it...