Top 1200 Laugh Out Loud Quotes & Sayings - Page 5

I remember reaching college and having to introduce myself at every class, it was terrifying. I waited fists clenched as one by one my classmates said their names out loud and when it was my turn I simpered and squeezed out a barely audible introduction, my face burned as if it was on fire.

Because we never stop silently loving those who we once loved out loud

My mom has accepted my style. My dad is a little suspect with all the bright colors and loud stuff. He's a khakis and polo kind of guy. He's OK with it, but the loud stuff, he says I'm his little daughter.

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, I believe.

Sound should bring you in. We have people in all these specialized departments to make it one whole. They are supposed to work together to bring us into their world, not push us away. For example, rock music has to be loud, but it doesn't have to be too loud.

I'm definitely a hopeless romantic, and I feel stupid even saying that out loud.

I went to a church where you could not sing out loud in the service until you had been saved.

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

Hyun Joong hyung listens to music so loud that the neighbors are telling us to move out.

With so much of what I write, I'm just constantly wondering out loud, 'Do other people feel this way?'

You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know, but…” “She could be a ninja.” “She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.” “I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?” “What?” “How about throwing stars?” “This is ridiculous.” “Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my ?rst clue.” The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud.

When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.

I stand behind what I say. If I don't want it to be out there then I won't say it. I am not out to hurt somebody. I am out to call attention to certain things but I am also out to make people laugh with my delivery and style of bluntness.

As ugly as the truth is, it's even uglier when someone says out loud what you've been thinking to yourself.

I never sing out loud because I'm afraid people will go, 'Shut up!'

Of course you don't want anybody to feel shame for their sexuality. But you also want to make it clear that a loud, a loud and proud approach to your sexuality at a young age isn't necessary to be a fully integrated person.

Children always know when their mothers are crazy - they just never admit it, not out loud, to anyone.

Just remember to always be yourself and don’t be afraid to speak your mind or to dream out loud

Going into live action, the perception I had was that to be a director, you had to be loud, you had be physically fit, wear cool hats, have a beard, and yell, 'Action!' really loud. And I'm none of those things.

I play guitar because I like to make loud noises. And the guitar is the coolest way to make a loud noise.

You can’t undo something that’s happened; you can’t take back a word that’s already been said out loud.

The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.

I want people to say, "Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television."

No matter how loud you shout, you will not drown out the voice of the people!

The most exciting thing is to read a poem out loud for the first time.

I can't learn lines comfortably unless I have it done out loud with someone else.

Great leaders state out loud what they intend to do and in doing so, they get things done.

Women cry. Men laugh. Whiners moan. Men laugh. Wimps complain. Men laugh.

Rolling Loud, I wanna do that. I went to Rolling Loud one time with Durk, I couldn't even get in. We ain't have enough passes. I wasn't even rappin'.

If you're asking me what I love, it's that point where I'm just scribbling and trying to make myself laugh and trying to outrage myself. Getting in that frame of mind where the more you laugh the more you laugh - I think that's what I'm attempting to do.

I just may laugh at different things than most people. I laugh at mistakes. I laugh at how you recover from mistakes. I see when people go off their material and it's actually happening in front of you and that kind of stuff excites me.

I've always hated my voice. You sound different in your head when you hear it out loud.

I'm going to say it out loud: I'm available for England selection if they serve chicken for pre-match.

Be bold - there's enough Neville Chamberlains in the world; be a Winston Churchill, for crying out loud!

I find that discussing an idea out loud is often the way to kill it stone dead.

Nothing is more annoying than a great singer getting drowned out by a loud guitar.

Y’all might as well come on out,” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.” “Smell me? But I just took a shower this morning!” an indignant voice drifted out of the shadows. There was a loud sound, like someone was getting smacked upside the head. Then another voice let out a low mutter. “Shut up, idiot.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I had been told that a 'funny' thing is a thing of goodness. It isn't... The goodness is in the laughing. I grok it is a bravery- and a sharing- against pain and sorrow and defeat.

I'm a big believer in saying things out loud, I think he that helps you focus your goals.

When I work with Women of Faith, I probably talk to anything from 15- to 20,000 women a weekend. They are dying to hear somebody tell their story out loud and not self-combust, to bring all the secrets out of the shadow into Gods light.

Even if I don't have the money to take vocal lessons, I'll practice in the house by myself singing out loud.

People like to have fun and they like to laugh. And when you laugh, it's much easier to convince people and they laugh with you, rather than being angry. And I think laughter's always nice and I've always liked it.

Every time I say something that's extremely truthful out loud, it literally breaks the Internet.

Stand up - above the crowd. Even if you've gotta shout out loud!

I found you could raise your voice and talk out loud in the world.

Read every sentence you write out loud. If it sounds boring, kill it.

The Christian world is in a deep sleep; nothing but a loud shout can awaken them out of it!

Rock saved me. You can break drums and scream out loud - if you do that in the street you get arrested.

If you love someone, you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just passes you by.

The problem with requiring people to be loud and angry to get things done is that you're now surrounded by people who are loud and angry.

I remember even getting kicked out of a bar once because I was too loud and obnoxious.

I'm a Jewish son of Russian-Hungarian heritage parents. Humor was very important. My whole goal was to make my parents laugh. And my whole strategy as a young man was, if I could make them laugh, I could have enough time to figure out what to do next.

Never let the horns and woodwinds out of your sight; if you can hear them at all, they are too loud.

I talk to myself out loud at times, and feel embarrassed when people overhear me.

I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.

I'm giving all that I have in this life. I'm opening up my notebook and I'm saying everything in there out loud.

I had a real stage school voice and I could do loud things, but it's not about being loud, it's about sensitivity and subtlety in music. You can do so much more with a quiet voice than with a belter.

I used to write jokes with friends. We'd pick a topic and then think out loud, brainstorm.

I went to a church where you could not sing out loud in the service until you had been saved

I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd, 'cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud.