Top 1200 Laugh Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Eat well, sleep and laugh. When you laugh, the lines go up instead of down.

Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

Prince Philip was a funny man who liked to laugh and make others laugh.

I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.

We know the degree of refinement in people by the matter they laugh at and the ring of the laugh.

Sometimes people don't want to laugh because it's wrong to laugh at their own establishment.

I try to laugh as much as possible and enjoy the company of people who can make me laugh.

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

If you can laugh, you can get through it. In our house, we laugh a lot.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions

I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all.

The primate laugh is given in playful contexts, and as such has a strong similarity to the human laugh.

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

I'm not here to impose Sharia law, and I'm not here to have a message about disability being inspirational - I'm here to make people laugh. But when I can layer things and make people not only laugh but question, make people not only laugh but be offended... I have to do that.

how impossible it is not to laugh in some company, or to laugh in others.

When I make people laugh and I get to laugh, it does my spirit good.

We always say in the Obama world, in the toughest times, you can laugh or you can cry, so you might as well laugh.

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give.

If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. If you allow others to laugh with you, you will be great.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

I'm a little bit twisted, so what makes me laugh the hardest doesn't necessarily make other people laugh.

I am a jolly person. I love to laugh and make people laugh all the time.

Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do.

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?

The funny thing is, when I've gone through the relentless editing process, my editor and I are amazed the Mercy Watson books still make us laugh. The same jokes that made us laugh the first time around still make us laugh in the 16th rendition.

We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying.

Everybody loves to laugh, so to be with somebody who makes you laugh all the time - what a treat.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.

You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments.

Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.

Only one who has achieved immortality of awareness can laugh with life and laugh with death.

We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake.

Sometimes we laugh to keep from crying, but the important thing is to laugh, every chance we get.

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.

Call listened with amusement--not that the incident hadn't been terrible. Being decapitated was a grisly fate, whether you were a Yankee or not. But then, amusing things happened in battle, as they did in the rest of life. Some of the funniest things he had ever witnessed had occurred during battles. He had always found it more satisfying to laugh on a battlefield than anywhere else, for if you lived to laugh on a battlefield, you could feel you had earned the laugh. But if you just laughed in a saloon, or at a social, the laugh didn't reach deep.

I think I'll be a clown when I get grown,' said Dill. Jem and I stopped in our tracks. Yes sir, a clown,' he said. 'There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off.' You got it backwards, Dill,' said Jem. 'Clowns are sad, it's folks that laugh at them.' Well I'm gonna be a new kind of clown. I'm gonna stand in the middle of the ring and laugh at the folks.

If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.

Feeling different, feeling alienated, feeling persecuted, feeling that the only way to deal with the world is to laugh - because if you don't laugh you're going to cry and never stop crying - that's probably what's responsible for the Jews having developed such a great sense of humor. The people who had the greatest reason to weep, learned more than anyone else how to laugh.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

We need to laugh and laugh loud because this is the only way to handle stress.

Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh, we laugh, with a will, in the beginning. But it's always the same thing. Yes, it's like the funny story we have heard too often, we still find it funny, but we don't laugh any more.

Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

Whether we laugh or cry, the days are going to pass by. So why not choose to laugh?

I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me.

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.

But filming is good for you, because the crew isn't allowed to laugh. You can't get addicted to getting the laugh.

The best comedy not only makes you laugh, but on the moment of the laugh, you learned.

It's very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.

David Zucker was great! Those guys are funny. I mean, they are funny. There's a wonderful thing about doing that kind of work like Superhero Movie: You have to be real, but you also have to get the laugh. There you are, your director and the producers are right there at the monitors, and you either get the laugh or you don't. And so you just do it until you get the laugh.

Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.

I think humor is the best gift, and if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

This is something people don't realize about me, but I can laugh - and laugh at myself.

People laugh at me, and that's fine. I laugh at myself, too.