Water is our most precious resource, but we waste it, just as we waste other resources, including oil and gas.
An Englishman is never afraid of being laughed at. He just thinks the other fellow is a fool. But Americans still can't risk anybody laughing at them.
You know something is a hit comedically if you can just call up one of your friends and belt out a line from the show and you both start laughing.
Always expect the unexpected. The oil and gas industry is terrible at predicting anything. Always have a back-up plan.
I've been laughing with my brothers about it. Paul and Stephen both won the British title before me, but I'm going to be the first world champion in the family.
I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing in a foreign accent, and I escaped.
At 1970 rates of production, Canada's reserves represent 923 years supply for oil and 392 years for gas
Most men cannot write good sex. I tried one time years ago and showed it to my wife, and she felt like laughing.
Comedy is not about appearance; it's about rockin' a mike. Are they laughing? That's the only test.
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now
I want to control our own energy by developing oil and natural gas but also the energy sources of the future.
Living is being happy: seeing, hearing, touching, drinking, eating, urinating, defecating, diving into the water and gazing at the sky, laughing and crying.
The Sixties were an era of extreme reality. I miss the smell of tear gas. I miss the fear of getting beaten.
My character is not sad, not angry. In my house, I'm always laughing, smiling, smiling.
Everyone else at school was terrified of me, and they were always laughing at me.
This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. Then death comes like dawn, and you wake up laughing at what you thought was your grief.
Our economy is on the move and we are creating thousands of new jobs, but we need to keep our foot on the gas pedal.
If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me.
You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life.
Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered. And that was only because he was laughing so hard.
A vegan riding a hummer contributes less to greenhouse gas emissions than a meat eater riding a bicycle.
I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.
My problem starts when I see that in a situation when the girl is telling her feeling, say crying or laughing, the song is sung by a male singer. Why?
If I can bring you to the point where you're almost in tears one minute and laughing so hard the next and you've healed a bit at the same time, that's when I get to use the gift I was given.
LL's a laughing stock, cause I bit that ass to the last stop. I watched you fall like Hitler fell, and now your down to a broken L.
The fun that I've had needs to be seen on the screen. I like the thought of a bunch of people laughing at what I laughed at - because my life is surreal, completely wacko.
The more we're doing to ensure we're following our joy and passion, that's when we really start to put the gas in our lives.
Obviously, my stuff has been more in the comedy realm, and I really believe that if I'm laughing behind the camera, then I think the film will be funnier.
If you come from a place of love, and you're not saying, 'I'm better than you,' that's one thing that allows you to talk about different ethnicities. It's almost like laughing with each other.
I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.
The well-known old remark of Cato, who used to wonder how two soothsayers could look one another in the face without laughing.
Life sends us messages all the time - then sits around laughing over how we're not gonna be able to figure them out.
The prices are ridiculous... I don't see how people can go back and forth to work or to school. How can we afford the gas?
When I started playing all the players were trying to sell the game of snooker. Nowadays the prize money is so great, competing in tournaments is no laughing matter.
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?
One thing that I am proud of: I am really capable of laughing at myself.
The increase in the greenhouse gas concentrations in the atmosphere are having an effect. Our ability to predict that effect is very limited.
I was not a girl who grew up buying $100 candles. I was the girl who ran out of gas on her way to an audition.
I think the governor has short-changed the people of Pennsylvania with respect to shale gas, both with respect to the environment and the economy.
I like laughing about cruel things because life is cruel.
Sometimes I wake up laughing when I have a great dream. And sometimes I have nightmares - and I hate them.
I think no matter where you're from, you're going to be laughing about stuff going on around you.
When the kids come home, we get back into the same routines: Sitting around the table, flipping grief to each other and laughing about it.
When it comes to beauty, I feel that hanging with people you love, laughing, and doing silly things gets your spirits up. We are always prettier when we are happier.
Little eyes must be good-tempered or they are ruined. They have no other resource. But this will beautify them enough. They are made for laughing, and, should do their duty.
Resolution without routine is like a Ferrari without gas...it might look real good but it will get you no where.
I don't want you leaving laughing, I want to leave you shaking. That to me is true horror.
In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me.
I'll never stop dreaming that one day we can be a real family, together, all of us laughing and talking, loving and understanding, not looking at the past but only to the future.
If they weren't laughing with me, okay; if they want to laugh at me it's better than nothing.
Russia was dependent on China growing and driving the demand for its commodities: oil, gas and minerals. China was an alternative to Europe.
The common mistake that business people make is they're going to get drive-by business...Only gas stations are helped
Oh, for boyhood's painless play, sleep that wakes in laughing day, health that mocks the doctor's rules, knowledge never learned of schools.
A thousand laughing suns are in your eyes. A thousand crying stars in mine.
I get verbal diarrhea in the writers' room. I just tell everyone a million anecdotes and stories and craziness, and we all double up on the floor laughing.
Sometimes things can be a guilty pleasure, but with 'Idol,' everyone talks about it like it's a real thing; they argue over who's gonna win... There's no laughing at it.
Eat more beans to produce more gas.
Although I cannot see your face As you flip these poems awhile, Somewhere from some far-off place I hear you laughing--and I smile.
I saw you laughing with your friends, and your smile sucked me right in.
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