Top 1200 Laughing Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

One day you are happy and laughing and the next you are crying.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Laughing is the best calorie burner.

Laughing and Love. They are both drugs.

Judge of a jest when you have done laughing.

Happiness is no laughing matter.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Italian football is a laughing stock.

I can be quite serious sometimes so laughing is key.

I'm going to hell, ah... but you're laughing, so you're coming.

About chocolate: "This is what laughing tastes like.

Rule by patience, Laughing Water!

You're laughing at everything that's bringing me down.

Were't not for laughing, I should pity him.

No one can tell if I’m laughing or weeping. I wonder myself.

It is hard to smash a computer when you're laughing.

America is laughing her way to Hell.

She is laughing up her sleeve at you.

I know it's working when I'm writing a book if I'm laughing or crying.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

You can't kill people if you're eating and laughing with them.

I find myself laughing at really bad situations.

Nobody wants to be a laughing stock.

This is getting funny, but there ain't nobody laughing.

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Flowers are the earth laughing.

Laughing is a medicine. It releases this amazing stuff.

Laughing makes everything easier.

When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.

There's nothing nicer than hearing people laughing.

I remember laughing so hard as a kid.

I love myself when I am laughing.

When you get chickenpox as an adult, it's not a laughing matter.

I'm really good at laughing at myself.

My favorite moments are when everyone is laughing.

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

I was born optimistic...I was laughing from the beginning of my life.

One loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing.

You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.

If people are laughing at you, you might as well be in on the joke.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Then I saw Juli. She was two tables away from me, facing my direction. Only she wasn't looking at me. She was looking at Jon, her eyes all sparkly and laughing. My heart lurched. What was she laughing about? What were they talking about? How could she sit there and look so... beautiful? I felt myself spinning out of control. It was weird. Like I couldn't even steer my own body. I'd always thought Jon was pretty cool, but right then I wanted to go over and throw him across the room.

I think I will die laughing.

Whatever my fate, I'll go to it laughing.

Babies laughing is like opium.

Laughing and crying, you know it's the same release.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Laughing is, like, my favorite thing to do.

Laughing in the cultural industry is mockery of happiness.

He who is still laughing is he who hasn't heard the terrible news.

I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.

I'm usually the person laughing to myself on the tube.

A prophet weeps while others are laughing.

I really love laughing.

I can't work with my brother without laughing.

Life without laughing is a dreary blank.

A German joke is no laughing matter.

You have to start laughing at yourself at some point.