Top 776 Laughs Quotes & Sayings - Page 3
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Last updated on November 9, 2024.
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Men plan. Fate Laughs. Guis Alera, First Lord
Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.
Really hard laughs, they've gotta make you live longer or something.
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
Life, like a child, laughs, shaking its rattle of death as it runs.
Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.
To listen to some devout people, one would imagine that God never laughs.
I think one of the dangers of humor is becoming seduced by it and sacrificing the story for a few laughs.
No one in Germany laughs at vice, nor do they call it the fashion to corrupt and to be corrupted.
If heaven exists, to know that there's laughs, that would be a great thing.
I've challenged (Donovan McNabb) to whatever athletic endeavor he wants, but he laughs it off
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.
Death is sad, yes, but there are some great laughs you can find there.
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do standup, it's silent.
I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs.
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway.
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Trolls have never bothered me. I am someone who looks at it and laughs.
Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet.
Things are changed by a faith that defies obstacles and laughs at impossibilities.
Comedy isn't subjective like music. You either get the laughs or you don't.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
The child's laughter is pure until he first laughs at a clown.
I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
'M*A*S*H,' to me, was about something. It had value beyond the laughs.
I see myself as a huge dork that laughs at my own jokes and forgets to shower sometimes.
Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
I am no more lonely than the loon on the pond that laughs so loud.
who once had dreams of saving the world, now laughs at anyone who tries.
I always say, if you want to judge a person, see what he/she laughs at.
If anybody laughs at your idea, view it as a sign of potential success!
Obviously everyone has things in their past that they don't enjoy looking back on [Laughs], but no, you can't change it.
It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.
Acid, booze, and ass, needles, guns, and grass, lots of laughs.
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.
Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs lasts!
Knowledge is more than equivalent to force. The master of mechanics laughs at strength.
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway
There are a lot of pretty actresses in Hollywood who try to act tough, and the audience laughs.
Good laughs melt out of memory pretty quickly.
I have so much history with Just For Laughs. My career took off there.
As a comedian, you have to say something that people relate to, or nobody laughs.
I listen to the crowds [laughs]... I like Blind Melon very much.
Everyone at his table laughs. They know I can hear them. They just don't care.
My grandfather can barely even hear, and Chevy Chase makes a face, and he laughs.
If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has.
I treasure laughs more than anything; they've helped me in life the most.
I can relate to anything. I once played Macbeth. I got a lot of laughs, so I quit.
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
I just try to deliver the laughs every time I get the opportunity.
Fool, not to know that love endures no tie,
And Jove but laughs at lovers' perjury.
In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.
I know I can get laughs anywhere, in front of any crowd, if I'm given the chance.
And God 'sits in the heavens and laughs' at the proud who pretend to be more than they are.
Because, life's too short, my friends. Let's squeeze in as many laughs as we can get.
