Top 332 Laundry Quotes & Sayings

My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.

I'm lazy and I do procrastinate about laundry!

There is a story in the book Night Shift, called 'The Mangler,' about a laundry machine that takes on a sort of malignant life. I worked in a laundry for about a year and a half after I got out of college. It was the only job I could find to support my wife and our first child. There was a fellow there that had no hands or forearms. He simply had hooks. This is one of the things that they don't tell you about when you become management. You have to wear a tie. It was this fellow's tie that did him in.

Everyone knows the best time to do laundry is later.

Long live your laundry!

I knew Queen Elizabeth didn't do any laundry! I knew I wasn't going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing.

Give me a laundry-list and I'll set it to music.

Cammie's going to be mad she missed this," Macey said to fill the silence. "Excuse me?" Hale asked. "Nothing." She shook her head. "I just...I have a friend who really likes air vents. And dumbwaiter shafts. And laundry chutes. Of course, the last time I was in a laundry chute, Cammie and I fell about a dozen stories..." "well, that sounds like fun." "it was either that or get kidnapped by terrorists, so I guess we got of easy.

A good laundry room with storage can make life easier.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

I will say this, though, in regards to laundry. I'll say, "Do you need to wear a new pair of jeans every day?" We've worked on this for the past year and he [Ashton Kutcher] now doesn't need to wear a clean pair of jeans every day. My laundry has gotten cut down immensely.

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room.

Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears.

I do the laundry, cook all the meals, take care of my kids and I love it.

I do my laundry on a weekly basis.

Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it.

I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich.

I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories.

I love folding laundry.

Airing the family's laundry can make people upset.

Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.

Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want. Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a lot of laundry piled up and the apartment is a wreck. Abby: Anything you desire, my lord. I can do laundry, clean, bring you small creatures to quench your thirst until I am worthy.

The most important thing is to try and enjoy life because you never know when it will be gone. If you wake up in the morning and have a choice between doing the laundry and taking a walk in the park, go for the walk. You'd hate to die and realize you had spent your last day doing the laundry.

When I was 11 years old, my family had to leave East Germany and begin a new life in West Germany overnight. Until my father could get back into his original profession as a government employee, my parents operated a small laundry business in our little town. I became the laundry delivery boy.

So silently, peacefully, without hurry, without any tension, without any anguish, move into yourself instantly. It is urgent. Unless meditation becomes urgent to you, it will never happen; you will die before it. Put meditation on your laundry list as the most important, urgent... number one. But meditation in your life is just at the very end of your laundry list - and the laundry list goes on becoming bigger and bigger. And before you finish your laundry list, you are finished, so the time for meditation never comes.

Don't judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn't do my laundry.

After enlightenment, the laundry.

I do the laundry. I do the shopping. I do the dishes.

If you don't go the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale. If you don't do laundry, you don't got no clothes.

I hang my laundry on the line when I write.

I know how to separate my own laundry.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

I'm not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.

Travelling alone was like laundry for my thoughts.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

The box office is a black money laundry shop. No business is straight.

I like to cook chicken adobo and do my own laundry.

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.

I'm comfortable airing my laundry. I don't think one thing's dirty or clean. It's just what I wear.

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.

He has to wair for another load of laundry to get done. So I wait with him. I lean back against the couch, sitting really low the way I like. I scrunch over and put my head on his shoulder. We sit like that for a long time. Watching other people's laundry dry. <3

It's not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It's that both laundry and television can be delightful.

Obviously, I'm not a Neanderthal. I do do laundry. I am a human being.

We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.

Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.

I cook and do my own laundry.

I think those little laundry detergent capsules are an amazing thing to have.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

I find folding laundry very relaxing.

Mine doesn't even know there is laundry. It just magically gets done.

I do laundry, but my bags from the last race will sit there until the very last minute that I have to do laundry again.

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do.

Marriage: The most expensive way to get your laundry done.