Top 303 Lawn Quotes & Sayings

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Last updated on December 18, 2024.
My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes
When I was a kid, I was always around boys. I was always trying to keep up with boys - skateboarding and snowboarding. If my brother was mowing the lawn, I had to mow the lawn. If my brother was using a hammer, I needed to use a hammer. I've always been a little bit of a feminist.
If you think because I'm a pretty girl I can't mow a lawn, I'm offended. — © Margaret Hoover
If you think because I'm a pretty girl I can't mow a lawn, I'm offended.
I’m on top of my green like a lawn chair
The problem with the drone is it's like your lawn mower. You've got to mow the lawn all the time. The minute you stop mowing, the grass is going to grow back.
Books are no different from goats! They enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn.
I had never 'taken a cutting' before ... Do you realize that the whole thing is miraculous? It is exactly as though you were to cut off your wife's leg, stick it in the lawn, and be greeted on the following day by an entirely new woman, sprung from the leg, advancing across the lawn to meet you.
It's not that the grass is greener on the other side, it's that you can never be on both sides of the lawn at the same time.
If the grass is greener somewhere else...start watering your own lawn!
The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.
When the grass was closely mown, Walking on the lawn alone, In the turf a hole I found, And hid a soldier underground. Spring and daisies came apace; Grasses hide my hiding place; Grasses run like a green sea O'er the lawn up to my knee.
When I'm looking for an idea, I'll do anything--clean the closet, mow the lawn, work in the garden.
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — © Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You worked your paper route, mowed the lawn, then played golf all day.
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.
We don't really believe in mowing the lawn; we do it only to avoid unnecessary engagement with the neighbors.
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
It's pretty cool to be able to hang out with the President and have the race-winning car on the South Lawn.
Consider the many special delights a lawn affords: soft mattress for a creeping baby; worm hatchery for a robin; croquet or badminton court; baseball diamond; restful green perspectives leading the eye to a background of flower beds, shrubs, or hedge; green shadows - "This lawn, a carpet all alive/With shadows flung from leaves' - as changing and as spellbinding as the waves of the sea, whether flecked with sunlight under trees of light foliage, like elm and locust, or deep, dark, solid shade, moving slowly as the tide, under maple and oak. This carpet!
The tranquility of my room partakes too much of Forest Lawn.
Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
I absolutely hate mowing the lawn. When I hear the mowers starting, I want to kill myself: it's the sound of death approaching. Hoovering's OK, but I never in my life wanted to have a lawn and certainly never wanted to mow one.
Today was the annual Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. Usually when you see something rolling on the White House lawn it's a drunk Secret Service agent.
Put a lawn sign on your lawn; go door to door for your candidate. Register people to vote. There's so much we can do through our voices and time. That's what flips elections.
I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?
You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.
You don't mow another man's lawn!
The lawn was white with doctors
They're a rotten crowd', I shouted across the lawn. 'You're worth the whole damn bunch put together.
"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.
Guy Fieri's hair is the front lawn to hell.
Often I sit in the lawn and have my morning cuppa amidst the twittering of rare birds.
I'm not a get-off-my-lawn guy. I embrace the new generation.
The fairies break their dances And leave the printed lawn.
I'm a big 'Goosebumps' fan - 'Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.' My favorites are the pick-your-own-death ones.
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
I wish I'd not taken off all my clothes in my first television series, 'The Camomile Lawn.'
[On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled you could roll him on the White House lawn. — © Dorothy Parker
[On Dashiell Hammett:] ... he is so hard-boiled you could roll him on the White House lawn.
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn.
Aurora now, fair daughter of the dawn, Sprinkled with rosy light the dewy lawn.
Have you seen McConaughey in 'Unsolved Mysteries?' Even back then, it's a great performance! And he's mowing the lawn.
Crabgrass is aptly descriptive of this hated weed, for it does scuttle quickly through a lawn.
Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms.
When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since.
This generation should entertain this generation. It's only fair. When I was a kid, I mowed the lawn. Now, somebody else's kid can mow the lawn.
Out on the lawn I lie in bed, Vega conspicuous overhead.
I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything.
If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while. — © Johnny Christ
If I ever wanted a gnome, I guess Id just stand out on my lawn for a while.
I mow my own lawn.
I grew up in some suburb, I'd come out with a song about potholes in my lawn.
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?
Chances are, the aliens will not want to land on our backyard, or even the White House lawn, with their flying saucers. They may have tiny, robotic self-replicating probes which can reach near light speed and can proliferate around the galaxy. So instead of the Enterprise and huge star ships, the aliens might actually send tiny probes to explore the universe. One might land on our lawn and we won't even know.
A rancher is a farmer who farms the public lands with a herd of four-legged lawn mowers.
Mowing your lawn is against nature.
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again.
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