Top 242 Lemon Quotes & Sayings

ObamaCare was a lemon, but the media were his lemonheads.

If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.

Guys, your home should never smell like artificial food: candy canes, gum drops, lemon bars. I mean, I will consume lemon bars in mass quantities, but I don't want my house to smell like one.

If I could just get a piece of lemon, it'd be great.

If you have a lemon; make lemonade.

My nickname was Liz Lemon. When I would go for a takedown or get in there to 'ground and pound,' I would make this disgustingly horrible face like I sucked on a lemon.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

Drinking lemon water as soon as you wake up spikes your energy levels physically and mentally. Lemon water gives you steady, natural energy that lasts the length of the day by improving nutrient absorption in your stomach.

The combination of olive oil, garlic and lemon juice lifts the spirits in winter.

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.

'When you have a lemon, make a lemonade.' That is what a great educator does. But the fool does the exact opposite. If he finds that life has handed him a lemon, he gives up and says, 'I 'm beaten. It is fate. I haven't got a chance.' Then he proceeds to rail against the world and indulge in an orgy of self-pity .

I start my day with warm water with a few lemon drops.

Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.

A lemon, boiled whole and blitzed, makes a useful base for all sorts of dressings.

What kind of tea do you want?" "There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey." -"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up?

A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it.

Meadowlark Lemon is one very clever man, unique and truly one of a kind.

Exploiting the stupidity of the American voter is fun and easy: kinda like squeezing a lemon.

I drink tons of water. When you're puffy, you think you can't drink water since you feel more bloated and gross but that's what you do to get the toxins out of your system. I put a little lemon in the water bottle that I carry around with me or drink a cup of hot water with lemon. It's a natural diuretic.

If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade.

I spent 30 minutes each morning rubbing my body with half a lemon to lighten my skin.

I have a Viking stove. The color is butter lemon, and I had to wait several months for it, because that color wasn't available and I really wanted butter lemon! But I don't know that it's seriously ever been cooked on. I mean, I make tea every morning. Does that count?

Meyer lemons are a splurge, but they're so wonderful. You could make a Meyer lemon curd or a jam. You could make a salad with slices of Meyer lemon. You could make a Meyer lemon tart and top the tart with candied slices of the lemons. You could use the lemons in a salsa to go over grilled fish or in a ceviche.

I make my own face exfoliant at home, using finely ground rice powder mixed with milk or yogurt. I also treat my skin to a honey, rose water, glycerine and lemon face pack. The honey moisturises, and the lemon removes impurities.

The Supreme Court refuses to abandon its convoluted Lemon test. The Lemon test has created havoc, misunderstanding, and hostility toward religion.

When life hands you a lemon, squeeze it and make lemonade.

The purpose prong of the Lemon test requires that a government activity have a secular purpose. That requirement is not satisfied, however, by the mere existence of some secular purpose, however dominated by religious purposes... The proper inquiry under the purpose prong of Lemon, I submit, is whether the government intends to convey a message of endorsement or disapproval of religion.

Mr. Lemon-Man has inspired millions across the world through his gift. I don't refer only to basketball, but also to his magnificent gift of caring, sharing, and loving all people. I only hope my kids would possess an ounce of the Lemon-Man's heart, which easily radiates through that smile.

I'm standing here, holding a half a lemon in my hand. I'm speechless, I'm excited . . . I'm a wreck. Caleb wants to be where I am.

If you have a lemon, make lemonade.

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

Being a singer now I have to get all fussy... I must have my ginger and lemon and all that.

I live by green tea with lemon and honey.

Life is a lemon and I want my money back.

So the freshness lives on in a lemon, in the sweet-smelling house of the rind, the proportions, arcane and acerb.

I drink hot water and lemon every morning.

A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of.

At my home in the southwest of France, I grow oak, hazel, and lemon trees in my backyard.

It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health.

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There's more to it than that.

I feel squeezed like a lemon - interviewers and people keep turning up unannounced at my office!

I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.

My love of baking might have originated with my grandmother. She had a lemon tree growing in her backyard, and one of my favorite memories is of picking lemons together and then baking lemon bars.

I keep returning to the combination of artichoke, broad beans and lemon. The freshness of young beans and the lemon juice 'lifts' the artichoke and balances its hearty nature.

People all the time say to me, 'You look just like Don Lemon,' and I would go, 'I hear that all the time! 'And after a moment, I would go, 'I am Don Lemon!'

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

No, I am not allergic to lemon, though fresh pineapple can pose problems.

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Beetroot, garlic, lemon ... and buy a bottle of olive oil. All these things are very critical.

People think that lemon is good for the voice, but it dries it out.

I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade.

Violets smell like burnt sugar cubes that have been dipped in lemon and velvet.

I'm doing something with Kris Jenner's cookbook. We'e going to do a whole week of my favourite stuff because everybody knows I love to eat. Her lemon cake is so insane. I hate lemon and when I go to her house I eat lemon cake. There's nothing better.

I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of 'Everyday Italian,' and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It's very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta.

Even for digestion, I boil aijwain, jeera, ginger and lemon in water and drink it all day.

Don Lemon is one of my favorites. I love him.

I drink hot water and lemon - after two cups of the coffee in the morning.