Top 91 Lemons Quotes & Sayings

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

This is kind of weird, but I eat lemons with salt as snack. They're so good!

When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges.

One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.

Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor.

My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations.

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will

Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage.

Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

When did the lemons learn the same creed as the sun?

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

It's what I'll be singing in the morning. It won't be God Save the Ruddy King or All Things bleeding Bright and Beautiful. It'll be Orange and Lemons for Big Joe, for all of us.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies.

We cut up lemons on a chop board because they are good for our voices.

I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.

Meyer lemons are a splurge, but they're so wonderful. You could make a Meyer lemon curd or a jam. You could make a salad with slices of Meyer lemon. You could make a Meyer lemon tart and top the tart with candied slices of the lemons. You could use the lemons in a salsa to go over grilled fish or in a ceviche.

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open and honest. That's the best way of doing damage control and positioning yourself for success.

when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver

... And the boy whose hair remained the color of lemons forever.

I'm working on a project called Lemons, produced by Killer Films. The director has a great perspective on character development.

I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.

In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?'

You have to turn the lemons life gives you into lemonade, and you have to take time to sit back and enjoy it.

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Another way I like to barbecue king salmon is as a whole fish stuffed, literally to the gills, with sweet onions, sliced lemons, and summer sage.

I have two choices: Sit at home and feel sorry for myself, or make lemonade out of lemons.

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

The consequence was, that the most sudden and visible good effects were perceived from the use of oranges and lemons; one of those who had taken them, being at the end of 6 days fit for duty.

I was at the grocery store just buying lemons, and a person turns to me and says, 'Hey, you're the kid in the horror movie, right? Can I get a picture?' It was really random.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.

The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE lemons.

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

I have a green juice in the morning - a big one - with kale, spinach, celery, cucumber, two lemons and lots of ginger.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

A New Orleans credo: When life gives you lemons--make daiquiris.

Praying is another way of singing.You plant in the tree the soul of lemons.You plant in the gardens the spirit of roses.

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

Wear scarlet! Tear the green lemons off the tree! I don't want to forget who I am, what has burned in me, and hang limp and clean, an empty dress -