Top 332 Liars Quotes & Sayings

Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.

Liars need to have good memories.

I’ve never agreed with the conventional wisdom that ‘actors are great liars.’ If more people understood the acting process, the goals of good actors, the conventional wisdom would be ‘actors are terrible liars,’ because only bad actors lie on the job. The good ones hate fakery and avoid manufactured emotion at all costs. Any script is enough of a lie anyway. (What experience does any actor have with flying a spacecraft? Killing someone?) What’s called for, what actors are hired for, is to bring reality to the arbitrary.

I was one of the most brilliant liars as a child.

Junkies are liars. They have to be professionally.

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.

Computers don't lie, but liars can compute.

But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They lie to their bosses, they lie to their families, they lie to themselves, they lie so much they don't even know they're lying anymore. If you have the courage to be honest even a little bit all those people will hate you for it, because their lie is reflected in your honesty. Oscar Wilde wasn't kidding when he said, "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

Then again, what are liars if not great magicians?

Politicians are better liars than writers.

I will prove by my life that my critics are liars.

...leaders who do not hold their people accountable to a set standard are, in effect, thieves and liars. Thieves because they are stealing from the stockholder who pays them to hold people accountable, and liars because they pretend that everything is OK with their people when in fact everything is not OK.

Coincidence. That's an explanation used by fools and liars.

Playing the Cretan with the Cretans (i.e. lying to liars).

The camera is one of the greatest liars of our time.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Some liars are so expert they deceive themselves.

Many people aren't rich because they're liars.

In the theatre, we're all charlatans and liars and scavengers and fly-by-nights.

I don't debate with liars.

We're all liars when it serves our purpose.

In this world of half-jobs and liars, I will prevail.

Actors are good liars; writers are good liars with good memories.

All men are liars. All women are liars, too.

The fact that so many successful politicians are such shameless liars is not only a reflection on them, it is also a reflection on us. When the people want the impossible, only liars can satisfy.

Leaders must not be naive. I used to say, "Liars shouldn't lie." What a sad waste of words that is! I found out liars are supposed to lie. That's why we call them liars - they lie! What else would you expect them to do?

All Marketers are liars tell stories.

I freaking hate liars.

You who speak languages, you are such liars.

Liars share with those they deceive the desire not to be deceived.

I eat liars for breakfast.

I have a great fondness for the liars in my stories.

Photographs don’t lie, but liars may photograph

The world makes liars of us all.

All blues singers are great liars.

You know who makes a great first impression? Liars.

Love makes liars of us all.

Your limits are liars, you fears are thieves.

Liars often set their own traps.

All men are born truthful and die liars.

I get really upset when I'm around liars.

All politicians are bores and liars and fakes. I talk to people.

A lot of people are liars who I work with; that's a shame.

As far as Ted Cruz, he's one of the greatest liars and biggest liars I've ever known.

What is "poker"? A card game where abler liars take money off less able liars.

What's the truth? The truth is what people WANT. Liars are basically idealists, liars are saints and prophets. Jesus was a liar.

I think all actors are professional liars.

Liars are the cause of all the sins and crimes in the world.

Men are liars. We lie about lying if we have to.

I hate liars.

Liars seldom believe anyone else.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.

Four liars are about to be burned -A

Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

I have one major problem with the Internet: It's full of liars.

There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians

All Cretans are liars.

Writers, all the good ones, are Natural Born Liars.

Don't repeat the lies of the liars.

Liars are always most disposed to swear.