Top 344 Lottery Quotes & Sayings

You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!

The game of love, in my opinion, is a lottery.

I loved 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.' I read it later as an adult, but I loved 'We Have Always Lived in a Castle.' And that brings you around to 'The Lottery.' You can't pretend - it's a lottery in which you draw a name and people die. That's a short story, but it's such an incredible short story.

I look at the PGA, and it was like winning the lottery.

Life is a rotten lottery.

When you're bad in the NBA, you're in the lottery. When you're great in college, you get multiple lottery picks.

We all have won the lottery of life. How do we discharge that responsibility?

I once prayed when struggling financially and worried how I was going to be able to assist my parents in their latter years living thousands of miles away, to help me win the lottery or something. And I did win the lottery, just in a different and better way.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

You are an Englishman, and have subsequently drawn the greatest prize in the lottery of life.

Birth is life's first lottery ticket.

Winning the lottery is winning the lottery. It's highly unlikely and very unusual.

A lottery is the perfect tax...laid only upon the willing.

Knock on wood, but I think we hit the gestational carrier lottery!

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.

A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

Five sets is a kind of lottery. Anything can happen.

If I won the lottery tomorrow, I probably would never work again.

Writing is all a lottery -- I have been a loser by the works of the greatest men of the age.

After all, your chances of winning a lottery and of affecting an election are pretty similar. From a financial perspective, playing the lottery is a bad investment. But it's fun and relatively cheap: for the price of a ticket, you buy the right to fantasize how you'd spend the winnings - much as you get to fantasize that your vote will have some impact on policy.

We have won the time lottery of the last 4 billion years.

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

Performing magic has a lot to do with the arrangement of apparent coincidences and providing pathways along which desires can travel, or, to put it in more basic terms, there's little point in sigilizing for a lottery win if you don't also buy a lottery ticket.

You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do of winning the lottery.

They say getting a show on the air and having it be a success, literally, the odds are like winning the lottery. For me, I've won the lottery several times, so I've been awfully lucky.

The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

I've won Satan's lottery.

When we conducted focus group interviews in the first municipality in Brazil before initiating the pilot project, a woman commented: Getting an appointment in the public sector municipal health services is like "winning the lottery." I would like to make it possible for many women and men in Latin America to win the lottery and receive the type of reproductive health services they so urgently need.

The Champions League is so difficult, It's like a lottery: sometimes you're just unlucky.

I won the lottery. I don't care what it costs.

I feel like I've won the musical lottery.

I have been very lucky, I have won prizes and I've even won the lottery.

A lottery is a taxation on all of the fools in creation.

Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Forget the lottery. Bet on yourself instead.

Life is a lottery that we've already won. But most people have not cashed in their tickets.

When you commit a serious doping offence you are not eligible for lottery funding.

Winning a lottery may prove to be bad luck.

No one makes a million dollars with minimal effort unless they win the lottery.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

To get syndicated as a comic strip artist is as likely as winning the lottery.

The more tickets you have in a lottery, the worse your chance. And it is the same of virtues, in the lottery of life.

My first audition was for a commercial for the lottery. I didn't get it, so I hate the lottery.

Writing is not the lottery. New writers have to be realistic about what it takes to get published. But there is one similarity to the lottery: You have to play to win.

Usually with my opponents, I don't care if they win the lottery or they die.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

Hope! fortune's cheating lottery; when for one prize an hundred blanks there be!

The humblest observer who goes to the mines sees and says that gold-digging is of the character of a lottery; the gold thus obtained is not the same thing with the wages of honest toil. But, practically, he forgets what he has seen, for he has seen only the fact, not the principle, and goes into trade there, that is, buys a ticket in what commonly proves another lottery, where the fact is not so obvious.

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

War may be an auction for countries. For soldiers it's a lottery.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

An important key to investing is to remember that stocks are not lottery tickets.

I have won this lottery. It's a gigantic lottery, and it's called Amazon.com. And I'm using my lottery winnings to push us a little further into space.

'El Gordo' is the name given to the oldest lottery jackpot in the world - and the richest. Held every year in Madrid on December 22, the Christmas Lottery culminates with the picking of the El Gordo number, the Fat One, which, for many, has become the true Christmas miracle in Spain.

Kroos was right to go abroad. It was like winning the lottery.

It's the same when you listen to any kind of successful athlete. My older brother has a useful name for them - he calls them lottery ticket careers. I are engaged in what he calls these lottery ticket careers. On the one hand it's very, very unlikely that you're ever going to hit it. On the other hand if you do hit it, you really hit it. You have to be engaged with it, though, maybe you're entire life. And if you never actually do hit it? You kind of jovially lie yourself along the way and recognize that it may produce things outside the hitting it kinds of goods, I suppose.

Stand-up's a lottery - you think it's funny but the audience can disagree.