Top 223 Ludicrous Quotes & Sayings

It's the most ludicrous thing when people protest equal rights of other human beings.

There is no idea, no fact, which could not be vulgarized and presented in a ludicrous light.

Life is a very bad novelist. It is chaotic and ludicrous.

The whole notion of owning a person is so ludicrous, there's plenty of room to make fun.

The negroes are lovers of ludicrous actions, and hence all their ceremonies seem farcical.

To be in love with someone and be raising a family with someone and want to make that commitment and not be able to is ludicrous, just ludicrous.

The idea that we can take this lump of clay and mold it into a form of our choosing is absolutely ludicrous.

I don't take myself seriously, because I'm obviously ludicrous.

Obviously, I've made statements that were ludicrous and crazy and outrageous and all those things, because that's the way I always was.

Educationists are entertaining. We can always find a good laugh in their prose, with its special, ludicrous combination of ignorance and pretentiousness.

I do like Christmas but the build-up is ludicrous. Such a kerfuffle about two meals and a few presents.

The idea that you're hard to love is ludicrous.

All male animals, including men, when they are in love, are apt to behave in ways that seem ludicrous to bystanders.

The idea that the United States government would have to figure out what to do about the headscarf is simply ludicrous. We don't get involved in that.

What does it mean to be a self-conscious animal? The idea is ludicrous, if it is not monstrous. It means to know that one is food for worms.

I think to compare Germany to the Third Reich is utterly ludicrous.

Being in a hurry seems so fiercely important when you yourself are the hurrier and so comically ludicrous when it is someone else.

when the German propaganda tries to be winsome it is like a clown with homicidal mania - ludicrous and terrifying both at once.

But then every man is ludicrous if you look at him from outside, without taking into account what’s going on in his heart and mind.

The loss of young first love is so painful that it borders on the ludicrous.

It was like the Wizard of Oz had spoken, and what he said was too ludicrous to take seriously.

I had a ludicrous childhood, but I feel that I was able to profit from a lot of the idiotic and unfortunate things that happened to me by turning them into fiction.

Oh, that ludicrous virile earnestness!

I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous.

Palestine-Israel is such a ludicrous issue.

We will rise above the lies, the smears, the ludicrous slanders from ludicrous and very, very dishonest reporters.

It's almost ludicrous that I'm playing a game and getting paid for it. I'm just going to ride it as long as I can.

It is ludicrous to believe that asset bubbles can only be recognized in hindsight.

To try to help somebody who doesn't want to be helped is ludicrous. It doesn't work.

It's ludicrous that someone can be fired from their job, refused care at a hospital or denied housing because of their sexual orientation or gender identity.

No one has ever seen a Republican mass meeting that was devoid of the perception of the ludicrous.

This idea of me being anti-Semitic is the most ludicrous of them all.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a delusional Housewife in possession of an audience must be in want of a ludicrous storyline.

The ludicrous state of solid geometry made me pass over this branch.

When there are falsehoods and ludicrous statements made at briefings, we've got to call that out.

What was so brilliant about 'Girls' was that they allowed their characters to be ludicrous and selfish and faulted but didn't shy away from a deeper psychological foundation for that neuroses.

The ludicrous element in our feeling does not make them any less authentic.

He who accepts the unaltered philosophy of another is as ludicrous as he who donshis neighbor's hat, and infinitely more ridiculous.

Situationism is a ludicrous proposition. It's ill-formed and it's perfectly French. That Gallic disposition towards common sense. L'Anarchie!

You can't put a load of rockstars up on a stage and expect to wipe out global poverty. That's ludicrous.

It is a ludicrous statistic plucked out of the air and used to justify a quite appalling attack on many of the poorest people in this country.

I felt puny and absurd, a ludicrous midget. Easy enough to talk of soul and spirit and existential worth, but not when you're three feet tall.

...this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate.

Dictators are ludicrous characters, and, you know, in my career and in my life, I've always enjoyed sort of inhabiting these ludicrous, larger-than-life characters that somehow exist in the real world.

When you treat reprehensible and ludicrous arguments with respect you have elevated the reprehensible and made the ludicrous a bit more reasonable. Having a serious argument with a Nazi makes the horror of the Holocaust a debatable point. Don't wrestle in the mud with pigs. You get dirty and the pig likes it.

Banning sports is a ludicrous proposition.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

Bras are a ludicrous invention; but if you make bralessness a rule, you're just subjecting yourself to yet another repression.

We generate a ludicrous amount of trades in $1 to $5 stocks. Because we're free, we're the only place where you can day trade stuff like that.

The idea that standup is a thing with defined boundaries is kind of ludicrous.

I would have never imagined that I'd become a shoe salesman so that I could give away shoes. I mean that idea is ludicrous.

If I want to realize totality in my consciousness, I have to relate myself to an immense, ludicrous, and painful convulsion of all of humanity.

Evil is everywhere. But to believe that this is a country that resembles the Jim Crow-era is ludicrous and disingenuous.

Hollywood is something else. It's such an exaggerated idea. The concept of what 'beautiful' really is is ludicrous.

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

Comedy springs from the ludicrous; but the ludicrous is stuck in the muck of reality, resolutely hostile to what is impossible.

The words are ludicrous at times, but you add the reality to it and that gives it the balance it has.

Sometimes I think my purpose is as a saboteur when I'm working with other people, derailing what they're trying to do or taking things to a ludicrous extremity.

What's more ludicrous is the whole idea of me being jealous and competitive.

Strange as it may seem, the most ludicrous lines I ever wrote have been written in the saddest mood.