Top 1200 Make Someone Laugh Quotes & Sayings - Page 12

When the animal becomes human, the effect is pleasingly benign and we laugh outloud, "Okay come clean now. This isn't really about hunting, is it?" But when the human becomes animal, the effect is disgusting, and if we laugh at all, then it is what Beckett calls the "mirthless laugh", which laughs at that which is unhappy.

The two best things you can do for a person is have sex or make them laugh.

How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

Make them laugh, and then make them listen.

It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.

You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent.

Let yourself feel good again, laugh with friends, have fun. Living your life to the full is not betrayal of a memory but fulfillment of a promise to someone who would want only the best for you.

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.

As long as you can laugh at you, it won't bother you when others laugh at you.

We women take love too seriously. Men wish to be loved with laughter, not with sighing. So laugh, sweetheart, laugh, or soon you may be weeping.

Odds are you know some narcissists. Odds are they're smart, confident and articulate. They make you laugh, they make you think; the first time you met, they probably charmed the pants off of you - perhaps even literally. The odds are also that that spell didn't last.

I remember thinking, 'If I can make Tina Fey laugh, I can die happy.'

It seems like a contradiction, but the shy person who is a performer actually does make sense, because in a way, when you're young and shy, making people laugh is a good way to make friends. It's an instant connection.

You get fan mail and you see the reaction when you write someone back. It's kind of shocking. You can make someone's day and be a positive influence on the world when you're in a position like that.

In England you laugh at yourselves, in France we laugh at others.

I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that's my defense mechanism.

I think I'll be a clown when I get grown.... There ain't one thing in this world I can do about folks except laugh, so I'm gonna join the circus and laugh my head off.

I've felt very comfortable on stage and love making people laugh. It's that kind of addictive thing where you get a laugh and you just want more.

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

I've been in the industry for 13 years and my job is to make people laugh.

Just sharing things that are either embarrassing or possibly relatable, searching for that laugh so that someone makes me feel less alone. Like, 'Oh, they laughed, so they get what I'm saying.

If you have good friends, no matter how much life is sucking , they can make you laugh.

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.

Lady, if you laugh and you don't make a noise, you're a shaker, and it's freaking me out.

If I make fun of somebody at my show, believe me, it's something we can all laugh at.

One of my jobs as an actor, regardless of who I play - even if I'm playing a despicable character - is to make people think that that character could exist, that he's real, and the way to do that is to make him believable. He doesn't have to be likable or charming, but he just has to be believable. That is someone who I could see on a bus. That is someone who I could walk past in the street.

You had to know a person well to make them laugh like that.

I like to do comedy. It's my real passion. I want to make people laugh.

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I always wanted attention, and I realized I could make people laugh.

If you can make the reader laugh he is apt to get careless and go on reading.

- I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! - No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise we would be at it all day.

I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

My main goal is to really make people think, and laugh while they do so.

About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.

It's cool to have a personal relationship with someone who's your idol. Someone whose music you used to constantly listen to, when you were hoping you could make it one day.

I really loved making my mom laugh, and I knew that she thought that I was funny. It was really valuable, in my home growing up, to be able to have a chat and participate in a conversation and be funny. Whatever I could do to make my mom laugh could either get me out of trouble or just get me more attention or get me respect in the house.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else make yours.

A bodhisattva is someone who has compassion within himself or herself and who is able to make another person smile or help someone suffer less. Every one of us is capable of this.

Very few have the talent to make others laugh without being laughed at.

I'm inspired by making people laugh at subjects that should make them cry.

If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.

My only agenda is trying to make you laugh and say something smart.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

The crazy ones only laugh when there is no reason to laugh.

I am not funny in real life, but it's my work to make people laugh.

A solitary laugh is often a laugh of superiority.

I want to make people feel things when they hear my music I want to give a song to someone who is going through a break up, I want to give a song to someone who loves someone and can't tell them. A song for someone who has just fallen in love and a song for just people who are living their lives.

You have to make them laugh and then make them listen.

I hoped I could make people smile and laugh and have a good time.

Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh.

'The Sundial' is written with the kind of humor that would make a guillotine laugh.

A man cannot make him laugh - but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine.

My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of B3ta. Does the item make you laugh, or does it make you go, 'Oh my God?' If you score on either count, then you have something that is worth sharing.

One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?

In England, you laugh at yourselves; in France, we laugh at others.