Top 1200 Make Someone Laugh Quotes & Sayings - Page 15

If you feel someone suspicious is following you, the best thing to do is to talk on your cell phone, Even if you just act as if someone is on the other end, it will make them think twice.

My father and mother. I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

If you love Alex now, then love him forever. Make him laugh again, and cherish the time you spend together. Take walks and ride your bikes, curl up on the couch and watch movies beneath a blanket. Make him breakfast, but don't spoil him. Let him make breakfast for you as well, so he can show you he thinks you're special. Kiss him and make love to him and consider yourself lucky for having met him, for he's the kind of man who'll prove you right.

I think there is something very nice about going to work to try to make people laugh.

I love pulling faces at little kids on the London tube to see if I can make them laugh, and I usually do.

If the bear were to make a racial comment, it would be more likely to get a laugh than if a person on stage were to make a racial comment.

When I was in my late teens, I discovered 'Fawlty Towers' and 'Monty Python,' and they still make me laugh.

The vulgar only laugh, but never smile; whereas well-bred people often smile, but seldom laugh.

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up up them.

At the beggining of my career, for me the comedy circuit was a combination of desperation and the fact that it was something I could do. I sort of meandered and really had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I had a go at stand-up, and I was sort of okay at it. I'd say I'm the opposite of someone that has the urge to stand in front of strangers and make them laugh, but the idea of getting up and telling a story and people finding it amusing always appealed to me. So I'd say it was probably more about that than anything.

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.

When things get tough, this is what you should do: Make good art. I'm serious. Husband runs off with a politician -- make good art. Leg crushed and then eaten by a mutated boa constrictor -- make good art. IRS on your trail -- make good art. Cat exploded -- make good art. Someone on the Internet thinks what you're doing is stupid or evil or it's all been done before -- make good art.

If you get frustrated and unhappy with yourself, then there is going to be a problem. You have to laugh at yourself and laugh at your mechanism that is out of gear.

Ugh! Young girls, they should laugh. Life's bad enough when you're grown, you might as well laugh when you're young.

Ponder, your comedies are woeful chaff: Write tragedies, when you would make us laugh.

You've got to be like a fan at your show, just wild out. I make eye contact. I get in the crowd and kick it with 'em, stage dive, mosh. I make 'em laugh. I go out there and turn up, have fun. There's no set list; I don't have rehearsals.

The best thing you can do for someone is make them a beautiful plate of food. How else can you invade someone's body without actually touching them?

I laugh when I hear that the fish in the water is thirsty. I laugh when I hear that people go on pilgrimage to find God.

My dad knows how to tell a story. He'd make me laugh by doing all the different voices.

A laugh lifestyle is predicated upon our attitude toward the daily stuff of life. When those tasks seem too dull to endure, figure out a way to make them fun; get creative and entertain yourself. If the stuff of life for you right now is not dull and boring but instead painful and overwhelming, find something in the midst of the pain that makes you smile or giggle anyway. There's always something somewhere. . . even if you have to just pretend to laugh until you really do!

I like a girl that's just fun to be around. They make me laugh, but also they're faithful and honest. And it's all in the eyes.

Robert Lindsay is a legend, he can do anything. Sing, dance, make you laugh. I was in awe of him on 'Hornblower.'

'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh.

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.

A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.

Through my work at the Katie Piper Foundation, I've seen how the smallest of kindness can make a difference to someone's life. Even a simple smile instead of a start can lift someone's heart.

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh.

Of course, people will laugh at you, but people laugh at a great many things so there is no need to take it personally.

Laughter is a release of tension. When influencing, make the other person laugh; you'll gain rapport instantly.

My favorite saying is, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans.'

I could fall in love with a sumo wrestler if he told stories and made me laugh. Obviously, it would be easier if someone was African-American and lived next door and went to the same church. Because then I wouldn't have to translate.

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

I get more satisfaction out of comedy stuff. I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

That's absurd," I said with a little laugh. "Nobody can read too much. That's like saying someone breathes too much.

I do understand that when someone gives you a [expletive] load of money, you take that money. Someone like Larry Ellison wants to invest into his event and make it the biggest possible, and he gets stopped by the ATP. If you're a start-up, what would make you want to navigate through that and to go through that firing line? How can you step into tennis with any confidence? It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.

I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself.

The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people laugh because they've been through it too. The closest thing to humor is tragedy.

I love making people laugh and by the way I still do that with the charitable efforts on my part because I believe that people need to laugh.

Vera said: 'Why do you feel you have to turn everything into a story?' So I told her why: Because if I tell the story, I control the version. Because if I tell the story, I can make you laugh, and I would rather have you laugh at me than feel sorry for me. Because if I tell the story, it doesn't hurt as much. Because if I tell the story, I can get on with it.

What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh now.

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material.

My goal in any show is to make people laugh. That's the No. 1 thing. Everything else pales in comparison to that.

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.

One, we [with Alison McGhee] laugh a lot - that was great. Two, I enjoy writing, but it's a lonely undertaking. To have someone in the room with me is an absolute delight and makes it seem less impossible. It became a kind of comforting, joyful process.

Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present themselves.

Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

I remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you doing?

...these poets here, you see, they are not of this world:let them live their strange life; let them be cold and hungry, let them run, love and sing: they are as rich as Jacques Coeur, all these silly children, for they have their souls full of rhymes, rhymes which laugh and cry, which make us laugh or cry: Let them live: God blesses all the merciful: and the world blesses the poets.

We used Chaplin's formula in all my pictures. Make 'em laugh for five and a half reels, and then make 'em cry in the last half reel. But give 'em a chance to dry their eyes before the lights come up.

There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh.

I do a few jokes about the economy but from an everyday person perspective. People like to laugh, and they especially like to laugh during difficult circumstances.

All relationships are complicated in some way - you fight, you make up, you laugh, you get angry. It happens.

I'm sporty, active, bubbly, I like to make people laugh... I'm the jokester. But I'm also very traditional.

You don't go to a comedy and try to laugh. You laugh in spite of yourself. You don't just come on stage and cry. Something has pushed you to cry.

Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

It's much easier to cry or be angry, but to really laugh and genuinely be buoyant and laugh. That's hard if you don't really feel that way.