Top 1200 Make Someone Laugh Quotes & Sayings - Page 9

There’s got to be someone for me. It’s not too much to ask. Just someone to be with. Someone to love. Someone to give everything to. Someone.

I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.

Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

Seduction is about intelligence and wit. Someone who makes me laugh has every chance to seduce me.

I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

I didn’t do anything wrong. All I know is I saw two people struggling to get inside these walls and they couldn’t make it. To ignore that because of some stupid rule seemed selfish, cowardly, and…well, stupid. If you want to throw me in jail for trying to save someone’s life, then go ahead. Next time I promise I’ll point at them and laugh, then go eat some of Frypan’s dinner.

Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.

If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

If you can laugh, you can get through it. In our house, we laugh a lot.

I'm flattered anytime someone has taken enough time to listen to me and make a connection to someone else, honestly.

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

I love being able to make people laugh.

... sometimes in life, you either laugh or you cry. And I prefer to laugh.

Y'know what? This is what I go by: It doesn't matter how good-looking a guy is, it just depends on his personality. If a guy can make you laugh and make fun of you, then that's what would win me over. So, yeah.

It's very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.

I think humor is the best gift, and if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.

The best comedy not only makes you laugh, but on the moment of the laugh, you learned.

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.

It is not an easy job to make people laugh always.

Only one who has achieved immortality of awareness can laugh with life and laugh with death.

Well there you go. Even a psychopath recognized your worth enough to want to kill someone else first." I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Everybody loves to laugh, so to be with somebody who makes you laugh all the time - what a treat.

Ultimately, an audience wants to laugh. That's who they like, the comedian who makes them laugh.

When you're younger you have a lot of ideas and you're probably more insecure, all those things. I work with young actors now and I see their insecurities and I make fun of them. I don't make fun of them but I make them laugh, because I know what they're going through. When you get older you think 'It's only a movie after all, it's not brain surgery.'

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh, we laugh, with a will, in the beginning. But it's always the same thing. Yes, it's like the funny story we have heard too often, we still find it funny, but we don't laugh any more.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

Don't be afraid to make mistakes and be able to laugh at yourself.

In my years of acting, the one thing I was never able to do convincingly was to laugh on camera. Fake-laugh.

But filming is good for you, because the crew isn't allowed to laugh. You can't get addicted to getting the laugh.

I can laugh on cue, and it sounds real. People laugh with me.

Sometimes we laugh to keep from crying, but the important thing is to laugh, every chance we get.

Eat well, sleep and laugh. When you laugh, the lines go up instead of down.

Films with a message just make me laugh.

Being on the outside of something, watching someone make a risky decision, it's so easy to judge someone for that. But when you're in it, it's impossible to see it.

You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions

We always say in the Obama world, in the toughest times, you can laugh or you can cry, so you might as well laugh.

You've got a million ways to make me laugh

I make films for people to smile, laugh, and have fun.

I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh.

Whether we laugh or cry, the days are going to pass by. So why not choose to laugh?

It would seem that it was not in the interest of 'someone' for us to make progress. It was in 'someone's' interest that we be always at war, that we tear each other to pieces. Yes, I'm inclined to absolve the Pakistanis. How should they have behaved? Someone encouraged them to attack us, someone gave them weapons to attack us. And they attacked us.

I've always wanted to be the first one to laugh at me. I didn't want to get up on stage and start doing something and have someone say, 'Are you serious? Do you think that's good?'

The ideal guy for me is someone - it sounds cliche - but someone who's driven, someone who's passionate, someone who wants to be the best at what they do, someone that is intelligent.

People laugh at me, and that's fine. I laugh at myself, too.

It's better to make people laugh than cry.

This is something people don't realize about me, but I can laugh - and laugh at myself.

Don't make me laugh, I'd much rather cry.

I don't do it often, but I do cry. I also laugh a lot; people tell me I'm funny and I do like to laugh.

Call listened with amusement--not that the incident hadn't been terrible. Being decapitated was a grisly fate, whether you were a Yankee or not. But then, amusing things happened in battle, as they did in the rest of life. Some of the funniest things he had ever witnessed had occurred during battles. He had always found it more satisfying to laugh on a battlefield than anywhere else, for if you lived to laugh on a battlefield, you could feel you had earned the laugh. But if you just laughed in a saloon, or at a social, the laugh didn't reach deep.

I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.

Comedy can do so much more than make you laugh.

Sometimes people don't want to laugh because it's wrong to laugh at their own establishment.

We know the degree of refinement in people by the matter they laugh at and the ring of the laugh.

What makes God laugh is people who make plans.

We need to learn to laugh at ourselves because when you don't laugh, you cry. And I don't feel like crying.

how impossible it is not to laugh in some company, or to laugh in others.