Top 1200 Making A Fool Of Yourself Quotes & Sayings - Page 3

You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

If I can fool a bug... I can surely fool a man. People are not as smart as bugs.

Get rid of the idea that God wants you to sacrifice yourself for others, and that you can secure his favor by doing so; God requires nothing of the kind from you. What He wants is that you should make the most of yourself, for yourself, and for others; and you can help others more by making the most of yourself than in any other way.

So I guess I'm a fool, I'm a fool in love. But I'm willing to stay here, and bask in the glory of his heart.

I love you too, sweet sister. But you're a fool. A beautiful golden fool.

When I'm writing, I look like a fool because the parts are moving through me and I'm crying and laughing and making faces.

I hope she'll be a fool -- that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

Every man plays the fool once in his live, but to marry is playing the fool all one's life long.

No matter what the reason, if you start to scream and shout, you look a fool, and you feel a fool, and you earn the disrespect of everyone.

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.

Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making a fool of himself.

When you're arguing with a fool, you're the fool for even going back and forth.

Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once.

He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?

A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.

You can fool the eyes and minds of the audience, but you cannot fool their hearts.

In a theater you can fool everyone past the tenth row if you're good, but on the screen you can't really fool anyone for a second.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Luck enters into every contingency. You are a fool if you forget it -- and a greater fool if you count upon it.

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

For when I fool the people I fear, I fool myself as well.

I often had no scruples about deceiving nitwits and scoundrels and fools when I found it necessary. ...We avenge intelligence when we deceive a fool, and... deceiving a fool is an exploit worthy of an intelligent man. What has infused my very blood with an unconquerable hatred of the whole tribe of fools from the day of my birth is that I become a fool myself when I am in their company.

To having no self esteem to feeling wonderful about yourself doing what you love to do and making the money that you want to be making. That is my contribution to humanity.

Half the art of ballooning is to make your crashes so gentle that you can fool yourself into calling them landings.

Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool? Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.

There was never a genius who was not thought a fool until he disclosed himself; whereas he is a fool then only.

Isn't the act of calling everyone a fool left and right the indication of a true fool?

I suppose [...] that the most convincing way to fool an enemy would be to fool a friend.

To love a fool is a misfortune, but does not make one a fool.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

The greatest of all fools is the proud fool--who is at the mercy of every fool he meets.

If you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. -Speech at Clinton, Illinois, September 8, 1854.

However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him.

Even a fool can deceive a man - if he be a bigger fool than himself.

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

I'm not trying to frighten you, but only a fool makes predictions based on ignorance; I am not that sort of fool.

You can fool everyone else, but you can't fool your own mind.

Trying to catch hold of yourself is a fool's errand. There is no you, only a series of former yous, created in one instant, deleted in the next.

Donald Trump is a fool, but he is not free to be a dangerous fool in Britian.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool

There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience.

It's okay to take yourself too seriously if you're a serious actor and you've got the scrubs on. And then with me, it's kind of like, well, I'm a comedian, I'm making fun of everybody and everything. And I'm making fun of myself. I'm having fun making fun of and for other people.

What sentence will you choose to impose on yourself? Are you willing to stop suffering and making yourself miserable when your sentence has expired? This would at least be a responsible way to punish yourself because it would be time-limited.

When you've just made the most complete fool of yourself, you feel the need of a specially high horse to ride.

My Father always told me that a fool at 40 is a fool for life.

We're all fools," said Clemens, "all the time. It's just we're a different kind each day. We think, I'm not a fool today. I've learned my lesson. I was a fool yesterday but not this morning. Then tomorrow we find out that, yes, we were a fool today too. I think the only way we can grow and get on in this world is to accept the fact we're not perfect and live accordingly.

What you learn in any acting class is how to make a fool of yourself and enjoy things and get out of your head.

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

Currently, you are approaching each opportunity with a single possible outcome and when that doesn't happen you fool yourself that there was nothing more that you could have done.

A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

You should invest in a business that even a fool can run, because someday a fool will.

I am a fool, but I know I'm a fool and that makes me smarter than you.

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.

How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.

I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.

I think that one of the things is that, if you are going to decide to be a painter, you have got to decide that you are not going to be afraid of making a fool of yourself. I think another thing is to be able to find subjects which really absorb you to try and do. I feel that without a subject you automatically go back into decoration because you haven't got the subject which is always eating into you to bring it back - and the greatest art always returns you to the vulnerability of the human situation.

If you argue with a fool, someone passing by will not be able to tell who is the fool and who is not.

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never done before, and more importantly, you're doing something.