Top 1200 Married Man Quotes & Sayings - Page 19
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Last updated on November 23, 2024.
One fool at least in every married couple.
Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers
I think there probably was a time when I was less provocative. That's when I was married.
If you fear loneliness, then don't get married.
Nobody should get married at 17.
I married up. He's an intelligent and kind soul.
when we're married, can we go to the ocean? I've never been
Before I got married, I dated the gamut.
I expect celibacy of any person that is not married.
I'm not married and I don't have kids, and so I like to go to work.
I'm married to the only woman I've loved, and I'm happy.
All I want to do really is get married and be a matriarch.
I was married for 10 minutes into a Southern family.
I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend.
You don't stay married for 33 years and not compromise.
Obviously, the ultimate dream is to be married for life.
Ireland is a great country to die or be married in.
My life really began when I married my husband.
I'm married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.
American married life is the doormat to the whorehouse.
Great sex is why we're so happily married!
I'm not married to a 45-cent gas tax.
I was hit for the first time before I was married.
My ambition when I was four years old was to be married.
I think my wife married me for my guacamole.
I'm married, I'm monogamous, but I'm not dead, and Bill isn't either.
I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.
married was the loneliest I got - being without the one you're with.
When you buy a horse, it's like getting married.
When you're married with kids, you just think differently.
I am very much married to the job.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
I was serious if I was ever gonna get married.
I don't think I should have been married... to anybody.
Close your legs to married men.
I would never want to get married.
I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
Getting married is a childhood dream for me.
I never had kids, but I married once.
Not everyone is married at 25 and taken care of.
To be married is to be neither alone nor together.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I got married way too young.
I don't know when, but I do want to get married and have kids.
I bet you went on one date and wanted to get married.
If you really want to be lonely, get married.
If I was a struggler, I would definitely have been married.
My wife thought I was Vincent Schiavelli, and we married.
There's one fool at least in every married couple.
I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.
I'm not one of those people who are desperate to get married.
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you.
I'm not married. I hope to be someday so I can stop exercising.
I was married for 36 years but now I'm free.
I didn't think I'd see myself get married.
I married Imran Khan when he was not winning elections.
Of course I want to get married and have babies.
Married men make the best husbands.
