Top 1200 Married With Children Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

I haven't done the milestoney things - getting married, buying a house, having children.

I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children.

Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult. Staying happily married for a lifetime is among the fine arts.

I've had such a great run with The Dutchess...and now this. You know, it is so interesting how in this business, the second you start dating they want to know if you're engaged. The second you're engaged they want to know when you're going to be married. The second you're married, they want to know when you're having children.

Maybe when I get married and have children, I will arouse less interest.

And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.

I think part of maturity as an actress comes from their experience in getting married and having children.

I always say getting married was a ball. I had a blast getting married. Loved it so much I got married six or seven times or whatever it was.

Getting married and having children is an evolution process, a live social experiment no one is documenting.

People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience.

If I were happy, married with six children, I wouldn't be writing. And I doubt if I should want to.

Love was not something that people married for generally in those days. They married for security. They married for economic reasons, you know, companionship - but not love.

I married a politician. But I thought it would be tough for my children to have two parents as politicians.

Marriage, in my culture, has nothing to do with romance. It's a matter of logic. If Mr. and Mrs. Ahmadi like Mr. and Mrs. Nejari, then their children should get married. On the other hand, if the parents don't like each other, but the children do, well, this is where sad poetry comes from.

I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

It is an act of extreme selfishness for a married couple to refuse to have children when they are able to do so.

It's quite ironic that at many interviews I have had professionals telling me that 'I don't look married because I don't dress like a married woman!' It's shattering as I never knew being married came with apparels that would define one's marital status!

I'm glad I did 'Married... with Children,' and I liked making all that money, and we all had a lot of laughs.

I reached a point in my life where I didn't really like who I was.I was married to an amazing woman. I had children, and yet there was frustration.

the real killer was when you married the wrong person but had the right children.

Don't ever fret over married children; they will take care of themselves.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

One of the things that's troubling is that people see Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, hey look, you know, we're having children. We're not married, but we are having these children and they're doing just fine. And I think it gives a distorted image that, yes, not everybody hires nannies and caretakers and nurses.

I always thought, as I was growing up, that I'd be married with children. That hasn't happened.

I have a rule of thumb now and that's that somebody [she dates] has to have been married and they have to have had kids. Everything boils down to perspective. If your potential mate does not have the same perspective that you do then you're going to be lost.... If somebody has never been married, they don't know compromise ... [and] if they don't have children, they don't know the absolute self-sacrifice it takes and what it means to be a parent.

I'm a married man and I've got two children, and you have to do sacrifices.

I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.'

"Married with Children" was racy, it was sexist, it was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

It's obvious that getting married and having children is a matter of personal freedom.

The one thing from my childhood I wish would be brought back is 'Married With Children,' a reboot with the original cast.

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife

I got married very young, and children followed soon after.

I grew up with an Italian family in an era when a woman's path was laid out for her: You got married and had children. Simple, right? Then I got to a point around the age of 30 when I had three little children and was a single mom, and I realized life was not so simple.

When I confess a couple who have kids, a married couple, I ask, 'how many children do you have?' Some get worried and think the priest will ask why I don't have more. I would make a second question, 'Do you play with your children?' The majority say, 'but father, I have no time. I work all day.'

I have been married to Russell Ford since 2002, and we have two children.

I still believe in getting married in churches and baptizing children. I go through those motions.

My greatest vulnerability is that I'm not 'normal.' I'm not married, I don't have children. It's something I feel defensive about.

When I decide I want to have children with somebody, I think it would be nice to be married to that person.

I want to get married and have children and live happily ever after. That's important to me.

If I got married one day and settled down, I would love to have more children.

I grew up at 'All My Children;' I got married, had a daughter and made life-long friends there!

Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

Now that I'm married and have two beautiful children, it really makes me appreciate... being alone.

I've never been married, and I have no regrets about not starting my own family. I come from a large one, so there are so many people around all the time. I've been very happy, but I've never gotten married. That's about the size of it. I would have been a good father because I've been a father to my brothers' and sisters' children.

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.

I have always felt the only reason to get married is to have children.

I think there are plenty of men out there who are capable and accomplished in their own realm. You don't have to be in the same field. I've often been asked, "Didn't you want to get married?" And of course I wanted to get married, but you have to fall in love and want to marry a particular person. You don't get married in the abstract. So, although there were people I felt I might have married, it just never happened.

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.

I was a happy woman before I was married with children in my life, and had many great challenges.

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.

His distress and pleasure mixed and married, giving birth to several anxious children.

My parents certainly didn't understand TV comedy. They wouldn't turn on 'Married... With Children' and laugh.

My parents aren't married. And one of the reasons why they never got married is because they had been married before, and they liked it the way it was. They didn't feel like they needed a piece of paper to be committed. So for me, I know that marriage is not a golden ticket.

Marriage may be polygamic, monogamic, polyandric, complex according to the Oneida pattern, or other, and is true marriage (I do not say perfect marriage) so long as it promotes the happiness of the persons married, and the procreation, support, and education of children, and so long as it is founded on the joint free contract of the persons married, and remains under the sanction of the organic society of which those persons are members.

When I was young, I was clever enough to know that if I got married or had children, I would be eaten.

I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.

Turn, O backsliding children, saith the Lord; for I am married unto you.

Please don't kill the child. I want the child. Please give me the child. I am willing to accept any child who would be aborted, and to give that child to a married couple who will love the child, and be loved by the child. From our children's home in Calcutta alone, we have saved over 3,000 children from abortions. These children have brought such love and joy to their adopting parents, and have grown up so full of love and joy!

'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

Some day, I'm going to get married, and I'll want to tell my children I was in Africa on a safari.