Top 304 Massage Therapists Quotes & Sayings

Some therapists have proclaimed: 'Co-dependency is anything, and everyone is co-dependent.'

Blowouts, manicures, and massages are my little indulgences; I get them whenever I can. The chair massage during a manicure is a must, even if it's only 10 minutes. The ones in the back, though, on the bed where you can get a proper massage, make all the difference.

I love intense, deep-tissue massages. Any kind of foot massage, body massage, I'm into it.

The single largest frustration in the massage field is the waste of resources and training resulting from high attrition among those who start practicing massage therapy. While some affected individuals may have made an ill-suited vocational choice and others underestimated the profession's physical demands, most appear to stumble in assembling the self-confidence and persistent salesmanship necessary to develop a professional practice

I've harassed pediatricians and nurses, demanded extra conferences with preschool teachers, contacted speech therapists and occupational therapists over delays other mothers probably wouldn't have noticed, stressed over magnet school applications three years before they're due.

The play account rule is that it must be spent every month. That's right! Each month you have to blow all the money in that account in a way that makes you feel rich. For example, imagine walking into a massage center, dumping all the money from your account on the counter, pointing to the massage therapists, and saying, "I want both of you on me. With the hot rocks and the frickin' cucumbers. After that, bring me lunch!"

I've been to therapists my whole life.

For $60, I once bought a neck massage at a 'massage parlor' that advertised in 'The Washington Post.'

Therapists are less likely to perceive a black woman as sad; instead they see her as angry or anxious.

My generation are the neurotic ones. Therapists' offices all over the world are full of patients blaming their parents for their own failings.

Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.

I have known know many therapists who come out of Pacifica Graduate Institute and love being both artists and therapists at the same time, like Maureen Murdock. They are photographers and dancers and other kinds of things and therapists at the same time. I think it really makes them a much more interesting therapist because they're so engaged with the imagination and the creativity and the depths of who they are.

Speak softly, I'm getting my massage.

I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep.

I've never had very high regard for therapists. I owe my health, my mental survival, to my friends and loved ones.

Experiencing a massage therapy session is its own best advertisement for changing perceptions. A recent national consumer survey found Americans had overwhelmingly positive feelings about their massage experience. Ninety-four percent express favorable feelings. Fully 85 percent expressed very favorable feelings about their most recent massage, with 37 percent rating it a perfect ten-out-of-ten. What is striking is that there are very few detractors. Most of those who haven't yet received a massage simply haven't felt a need for it

Massage is very important for relaxing.

Sleep. It's like giving yourself a massage.

I really love the category on the site called Brain Massage.

Massage therapists, and others in the holistic arts ... seem to be a particularly gullible bunch. And there are a lot of people who have seized upon that, and marketed their products, their classes, their modalities, and their wild claims to us ... and many of us have fallen for it, hook, line and sinker ... and unfortunately, gone on to convince our clients to buy into it, as well. ... Our profession has turned into the snake oil medicine show.

My mom and my stepdad are both therapists.

Colleges produce more sports therapists than engineers. Perhaps because America is a sporty country: a lot of outdoors.

A massive thank you also goes to everyone at the SFA for looking after me since I was a young boy, including Frank Reilly, Doc McLean, Jonesy, managers, coaches, staff, the physios, massage therapists, kit men and the media staff I've worked with over the years.

Nothing beats a really rough massage. I really hate a man who goes all limp when he's doing a massage. Who needs a soft massage? Just get in there and rub me hard or don't bother.

Were all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists havent been caught yet.

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Buddhists were actually the first cognitive-behavioral therapists.

The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed to a bad $265 massage.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed.

Massage is the study of anatomy in braille.

At the age of 19, the day after I graduated high school, I moved to a place where it snowed, and I became a massage therapist. With this job, all I needed were my hands and my massage table by my side and I could go anywhere. For the first time in my life, I felt free, independent, and completely in control of my life.

In this hectic life, we have no time to take care of ourselves, hence massage is needed for rejuvenation and stress reduction. A lot of people are looking for quick fixes: like, they are taking medications, and they are doing other things which are not healthy. But massage is very holistic and natural.

To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt.

I love hoovering. People go to therapists; I've got a Hoover.

All the therapists would tell me was that I was the only healthy person they knew.

When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage.

I have respect for therapists in general, because they hear so many stories. It's a lot to hold and take in.

The best therapists can do with sadness, anger, and anxiety is to help patients live in the more comfortable part of their set range.

I think that's the function of a lot of psychiatrists and therapists, is keeping people afloat just long enough for them to get older.

I will never, ever turn down a foot massage.

Only massage therapists seemed to be informed about trigger points and referred pain, and only exceptional individuals among them (in my own experience at least) were treating trigger points effectively. What's more, the burgeoning variety of unproven modalities offered by massage therpaists gave the profession such an aura of flakiness that the elegant science of myofascial pain got unfairly confused with treatments whose results could easily be attributed to the placebo effect.

Each State has its own health insurance mandates, and some of them are good, but there are about 1,800 of them all across the Nation, including provisions for acupuncturists, massage therapists, and hair replacements.

We're all crazy and the only difference between patients and their therapists is the therapists haven't been caught yet.

I studied Sanskrit for many years, and I've got all the coursework for my Ph.D. And a lot of what's going on in American Yoga is just made-up stuff. Smart people, even good people, Western therapists, Yoga therapists and other things, Western healthcare practitioners who love Asana and say, "Let's make up yoga therapy."

We can change the lives of autistic children. We can make a difference. There are hundreds of families in Florida who can't afford the therapists.

Assuming I'm home and don't have an event, I'll have a massage or I'll talk on the phone.

I like to have a massage therapist come to my house, get a massage, take a bath, go to bed. That's a perfect night alone for me.

I hate when people ask me to: "Massage the data".

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

Thieves don't usually make good therapists.

Therapists need to have a long experience in personal therapy to see what it's like to be on the other side of the couch and see what they find helpful or not helpful. And if possible, get into therapy at different stages of their life with different kinds of therapists just to sample a bit.

I definitely love getting a massage or going to a spa.

The daily clinical experience of thousands of massage therapists, physical therapists, and physicians strongly indicates that most of our common aches and pains - and many other puzzling physical complaints - are actually caused by trigger points, or small contraction knots, in the muscles of the body.

I started practicing yoga. I started learning some hands-on healing stuff. And I found really good chiropractors, really good massage therapists, and what I found is I've been able to actually peel off layers of trauma on my body and actually move better now than I did.

We do ourselves a disservice when we self-servingly massage the record.

Frank Farrelly. . .must be thought of with respect (perhaps even delight?) by his clients who have so far played the game of therapy with their therapists, but, I am afraid, also a shocking example for those therapists who, in Laing's words, 'are playing at not playing a game'.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.