Top 125 McMahon Quotes & Sayings

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

I'll never forget fighting on top of a cell with Shane McMahon.

I don't have a bad thing to say about Vince McMahon.

I'm a hundred percent looking forward to Brie Bella versus Stephanie McMahon.

Life is too short to have anybody named McMahon in mine.

I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.

Triple H the new Vince Kennedy McMahon. He smart to know who good for business.

I had a great relationship with Vince McMahon.

I am Mr. McMahon's son. I always had a feeling that it was me. Now that it's been confirmed I could not be happier!

I tell people the most important move they can make is not in the ring. It's taking the time to get to know Mr. McMahon.

Vince McMahon is one of my all time idols in terms of building a brand and sustaining a great company.

First of all, Vince McMahon doesn't argue - he tells you!

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Vince McMahon is a workaholic; he sleeps 4 hours a night. The last thing that you want to tell the old man is that you are burned out - you need a break.

How does Vince McMahon feel about Rusev Day? He's supportive; he's trying to teach me a lot.

You never know what goes through Vince McMahon's mind.

Vince McMahon got really angry at me for leaving the WWE-F-G, whatever it is now.

We believe that our RAW team will, basically, exploit Shane's McMahon lack of regular wrestling.

Vince McMahon became a billionaire based on Attitude, and Attitude was spawned by the ECW experience.

Mr. McMahon the character is a very effective heel.

Vince McMahon is one of the greatest storytellers of all time, but WWE's not striving for the kind of innovation it's capable of.

John Cena real because Mr. McMahon love him and put him on the TV to be top star.

Vince McMahon owns me.

I can say I know Linda McMahon quite well, yet they've only been brief encounters going all the way back to 1985 when I first worked for WWF/WWE. I started in 1984, but I don't recall meeting her until 1985. I can say this much: Linda McMahon has never changed. I think of few women in my lifetime that I respect more than her.

Want a hot dog, McMahon?

I love Vince McMahon. He came up with the Kurt Angle character. He ran with it, and then I was able to run with it. I thank him for the opportunity he gave me. Vince McMahon was one of my best friends, period.

Vince McMahon made me a much better businessman, and I'm super thankful to him.

There's only room for one dominant female in the McMahon family... and that's me!

I broke Steve McMahon's nose twice in one night.

My dream match would be 'Queen vs. Queen' Stephanie McMahon.

Vince McMahon has the worst inferiority complex of anybody in history.

When Vince McMahon said I was going to be a future world champion, he didn't say when.

That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!

Vince McMahon said alright, we're going to call you the Blue Blazer.

Shane McMahon had that tremendous match at WrestleMania with the Undertaker. He's fearless.

Who would have thought that Shane McMahon would have any kind of a chance versus Undertaker?

Any time you go live with Vince McMahon it's going to be a very interesting experience.

If I was in Vince McMahon's position, I would have fired myself for sure, 100 per cent.

I'm not allowed to wear my street clothes on TV because Vince McMahon says I don't look like CM Punk when I'm not in my gear.

I'm Doctor McMahon with a Ph.D. in sweet-ass rock with an emphasis in set list creation.

Back in 2004, Vince McMahon basically told me to consider WWE to be my playground, and that I could come and play any time I wanted to.

I just want to win the world title; I don't want to be a guy that Vince McMahon looks at and says, 'Never. We can't.'

I don't think Vince McMahon is evil or the devil. I think he's a very shrewd business man.

The difference between Eric Bischoff and Vince McMahon is Vince McMahon knows how to create a star. Eric took a company and took it down.

Vince McMahon is not a human being. They don't make people like Vince. Vince is Vince. I can't even describe to you what it's like being in a room with Vince McMahon. He is above man. That's the best way I can put it. Like-minded people take over the world, so I've always had a great rapport with him.

I'm Vince McMahon, dammit, let's hear it!

I didn't chat with Vince McMahon all the time, but he always gave me great opportunities.

McMahon has made a lot of guys very rich, but he may also be taking years off their lives.

By the time Vince McMahon called upon me to become this character, the Million Dollar Man, I had already been wrestling for 12 years.

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

It might surprise people to know that the person who convinced me to write the third memoir - 'The Hardcore Diaries' - was actually Vince McMahon.

It's the WWE; it's Vince McMahon's show. He lays out what he wants from you. It's not always going to be what I want.

When Shane McMahon competes, you know he's going to jump off something high!

Vince McMahon could care less about the ECW legacy.

It was an absolute pleasure just to be able to tell my grandkids, 'Yep. I Superman-punched Vince McMahon right in the face twice.' You can put that on my mantle.

I love Vince McMahon. He came up with the character. He ran with it, and then I was able to run with it. I thank him for the opportunity he gave me. Vince McMahon was one of my best friends, period.

I'm Vince McMahon's favorite wrestler; quote me.

Historically, Vince McMahon's company has always been where the Hulk Hogans get the push and the Paul Orndorffs and Jake Roberts does the pushing.

I don't have a sidekick - no Ed McMahon. So when I go out there, I'm lonely. It's scary.

As a kid, I was always inspired by the comedy of Carol Burnett. I loved Dick Clair and Jenna McMahon's 'Mama's Family'.