Top 136 Mercedes Quotes & Sayings

My big break came at 22 years old when I joined the Mercedes Benz touring championship team.

My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes.

I love sports cars and want a Mercedes of an MG.

Sounds good. Drive safe." He sighed, knowing I really meant, "Take care of my Mercedes.

Sixty points is massive, especially when you are racing a Mercedes with another 70 horsepower.

My 13-year-old daughter leaves the house at 7:15 every morning and takes a smelly city bus to school way uptown. It's like 8 degrees out, and it's dark and she's got this morning face and I send her out there to take a bus. Meanwhile, my driver is sitting in a toasty Mercedes that's going to take me to work once both kids are gone. I could send her in the Mercedes and then have it come back to get me, but I can't have my kid doing that. I can't do that to her. Me? I earned that f—ing Mercedes. You better f—ing believe it.

I have a Lamborghini Diablo. I have Mercedes 600, a 500, a 300, a 190. I have a Ferrari Testarossa, a Porsche speedster.

I have a Mercedes SL500 in white. I'm passionate about it.

One of the key problems is that the Germans know what they do because everywhere they go there's a 'made in Germany' label on it - they can feel proud of Volkswagens and Audis and Mercedes.

Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a "Wirtschaftswunder," which can be briefly translated as "The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one."

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz - My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

I drive a Mercedes SLS, which is fun.

Mercedes and Ferrari fear Red Bull more than any other team because they know the potency and capability that we have.

You know, I once leased a Mercedes because I got a good deal on it because of my first name.

The older Mercedes is absolutely beautiful. It's got that lovely purring feeling as the engine ticks over, which you just don't get in a modern car.

If you need me to tell you that if you serve God, you'll get a Mercedes, you're lost.

I like Mercedes because my wife has been in two big accidents and emerged without a scratch, thanks to the safety of these cars.

Take away Toto Wolff's Mercedes shirt and send Sebastian [Vettel] down a street - nobody would recognize him.

I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand, she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I understood.

I have a Mercedes, which is a pretty fast car. It's not a Lamborghini.

Jardine is the largest dealer of Mercedes in the world. They also sell cars for two or three Japanese makers.

You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.

Our target is to compete with Ferrari and Mercedes.

Mercedes does beautiful work, absolutely.

I spent my first paycheck on a vintage Mercedes.

Apple's market share is bigger than BMW's or Mercedes's or Porsche's in the automotive market. What's wrong with being BMW or Mercedes?

Let me tell you, there's nothing like pulling up to Fox Studios bumping Jeezy in your Mercedes.

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long, you become a Mercedes.

I don't remember going to school with anyone who had a Mercedes dealership.

You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought I'd learn German. But my wife didn't want to live in Germany.

On the £20,000 Mercedes prizes for each winner at the World Athletics Championships in Stuttgart- Anyone good enough to win already has one.

You have to think about whether that Mercedes-Benz you have is actually worth how much it costs to you.

The U.S. Open is the only place in America where you can't trade in your Mercedes-Benz for a hamburger.

Formula One is one of the biggest and most competitive sports in the world and our desire is to get back to be giving Mercedes a hard time and winning races and championships.

Touching clothes is just shopping foreplay, but it's changing. After all, you don't need to try a Mercedes to know that you'd like one.

Stephen King's 'Mr. Mercedes' is not a conventional horror novel. No ghosts, no vampires, no prune-faced escapees of the graveyard.

We focused on getting popchips into the hands of tastemakers and influencers wherever they were, from the fashionistas at Mercedes Benz fashion week to the passengers on Virgin Airlines.

Being religious without knowing the cross is like owning a Mercedes with no motor. Pretty package, but where is your power?

I am so grateful for my experience at Lincoln Center working to help relocate New York's largest media event - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.

We want to be a works partner. Ferrari and Mercedes have their own works teams so where would you be in the pecking order if you're a customer?

You know, if your parents didn't have you, they'd be living in a nicer home, driving a Mercedes-Benz, with money in the bank and a boat. But noooooo. They had to have you! You've got to give back!

Let's be realistic about that. I think Mercedes when it started the engine [development] didn't have a budget. It spent. And then lots of teams don't and can't. I mean Red Bull, for example, that won four world championships, didn't know the word "budget", and it's a case that it hadn't got the ability to have the engine that it should have had. Because somebody else [Mercedes] had the engine, wouldn't let them have it, because they didn't want competition.

Mercedes for me is the strongest team.

Even the brokest Saudi got a Mercedes.

I've sold my Mercedes and I'll be getting something electric. I work out of a thatch shed on the roof.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

On a hairpin turn, above the dead forest, on no day in particular, a white Toyota crashed into a black Mercedes, for a moment blending into a blur of gray.

I have a Mercedes. I wear a Rolex watch. I have no problem with the selling of things.

I enjoy trying to develop a car and Mercedes are one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world.

I wear tweed jackets and button-down shirts. I am a 1955 graduate of Harvard University who drives a 1968 Mercedes.

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.

I give you Mercedes Athena Thompson, our newest member." Much awkwardness ensued.

Mercedes and Ferrari are working as one team these days. Sometimes it is difficult to tell which is which.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.

Teams like Ferrari, McLaren and Mercedes are going to be very, very motivated to go for the titles.

I spent more than £150,000 on a limited-edition Mercedes SL.

I still believe that Mercedes and Ferrari are the two strongest power units but then Honda is a lot stronger than they get credit for I think.