Top 413 Messed Quotes & Sayings

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I'm not one to be messed with. I can be bad when it needs to happen.

I have shot myself in the foot so many times, I'm crippled. Look, I am not exactly Mr. Great Career Guy. I shoot actually what I think. In a weird way, I used to think that was really messed up. Now I think it's okay. Mistakes, once you don't repeat the same mistakes, have no regrets. Live and learn. We mess up, so what. But know why you messed up and don't make the same mistake.

When I see something messed up, I'm going to challenge it.

My family's messed up, for real.

Man, me and Biggie were the biggest artists in New York. When he passed, I was so messed up. My attitude was messed up about him dying. There was an East-West thing back then, and I was in war mode.

My name is all I have, so I don't want that to be messed up from a game of football.

Avery, I haven’t messed around with Steph since I met you. I have messed around with anyone since I met you.

I have fallen, I have sunk so low. I have messed up, better I should know.

I'm still messed up and have all kinds of problems, just like anybody.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

Growing up, my mother was a very strong woman who was not very big, about 5'1'', but boy, you grabbed a tiger by the tail if you messed with her. I know grown men that messed with her, and through her wit and intelligence and her no-quit, she never lost a fight. That's very influential on me when I'm telling stories. I love exploring that.

Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up.

I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.

Channel 4 know I'm messed up. But they've got a soft spot for me.

My back is permanently messed up.

I was bullied in elementary to middle school. It messed with my self esteem.

Jack Thorne writes so well for messed-up teenage girls.

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.

There is no good leader. First of all, if you think you are a leader, you are just messed up in your head. People should think you are a leader. If you think you are a big success, again, you are messed up. Other people should think you are a success.

Cup stacking on an ESPN highlight? That's pretty messed up.

Music is liquid. It's meant to be messed with and played with and stretched and pulled and pushed, I think.

Sometimes I feel kind of wrong here. I used to be normal, but now... I don't know. I feel like I should be one way, but I'm not." Toby stared at her. "I hear that." He sighed. "There are all these perfect people here. And... it's like, if you're not one of the,. then you're messed up. But I think, inside, the flawless-looking people are just as messed up as we are.

I have some fond memories - a couple of the nights on the town ... a couple of songs I wrote when I was messed up that I'm sure wouldn't have come out of me unless I was messed up. It's kind of happy-sad about those days - I could do anything I wanted to. I did. And now I don't want to do any of that.

We need to heal the environment - that's a big thing - because we messed it up and we have a responsibility to heal and clean up what we have messed up before we think about leaving here. We can't really heal the outer environment on those levels until we heal our families.

It's okay to be messed up, because there are five other dudes who are just as messed up as you.

If I'd been in a school play, I'd probably have sneezed and messed everything up.

Funny how life messed with you.

My movies are not messed with by the studios.

I was the punk outsider who nobody messed with. I was fearless. At 16, I graduated and moved out.

I never messed around with gangs.

The world is pretty messed up.

Lungs, they do not like to be messed with. I give pneumonia one star and that's for the silent p.

I like the human mind and how messed up it is.

If I messed up at the Oscars, I wouldn't be invited back.

I was a college coach, and I messed up. And I found a way to deal with the consequences and be better.

You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted.

You'll regret the day you ever messed with Philadelphia Collins and sons

We are all people who have messed up. I fall short every single day.

Vine messed up - they let their top creators leave the app.

He couldn't figure out if she was immensely well adjusted or seriously messed up.

When you've been through a messed up relationship and they've affected you in the head, it affects you in the future.

People get messed up because they have a million guys they have to take care of. I don't have that.

A lot of the messed-up stuff that men inflict on women is kind of a symptom of the messed-up stuff that they should be dealing with themselves.

What was most important to me at the Olympics was going out there and performing my best. When I messed up the first jump combination, which was my big move, it hit me that I messed up the program of my life.

There were two good fellows I used to know. --How distant it all appears! We played together in football weather, And messed together for years: Now one of them's wed, and the other's dead So long that he's hardly missed Save by us, who messed with him years ago: But we're all in the old School List.

All actors tend to be the same messed-up people.

It messed with my head a little bit when people started to imitate what I was doing.

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

I think everybody has a purpose. Everybody is made to be a picture of how good and glorious God is, and I think sometimes we'll get it confused and think because we mess up, we make mistakes or we have some blemishes in our record, that our purpose is somehow messed up. But actually that only serves to further paint a picture of how good God is when he uses people who are messed up just like me.

Better he learns now that if you mess with people, you might get messed with in return.

Confidence is key. Always. Even when we might have messed up.

At the beginning, it was me, Run and D, but D's voice is messed up.

I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'.

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

If you don’t want your life to be 'messed up', don’t fool around with those who have messed up theirs.

I got messed up between my fight with Ken Norton and my fight with Larry Holmes; I got messed up with alcohol. I needed at least a year more experience, with three or four more fights before I fought Holmes. But I couldn't get any fights. Don King had all the contenders, and unless I signed myself over to him, I couldn't get a fight.

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

There's something messed up with my brain.

leave it to him to get messed up with deaths little girl