Top 1200 Messed Up Quotes & Sayings

If I'd been in a school play, I'd probably have sneezed and messed everything up.

If I messed up at the Oscars, I wouldn't be invited back.

There is no good leader. First of all, if you think you are a leader, you are just messed up in your head. People should think you are a leader. If you think you are a big success, again, you are messed up. Other people should think you are a success.

I like the human mind and how messed up it is.

There's something messed up with my brain.

Man, me and Biggie were the biggest artists in New York. When he passed, I was so messed up. My attitude was messed up about him dying. There was an East-West thing back then, and I was in war mode.

It was Dec. 22, 1981. I figured I had messed up enough, and I decided to have a little faith and let God take over. It definitely straightened my act up in a hurry.

I got messed up between my fight with Ken Norton and my fight with Larry Holmes; I got messed up with alcohol. I needed at least a year more experience, with three or four more fights before I fought Holmes. But I couldn't get any fights. Don King had all the contenders, and unless I signed myself over to him, I couldn't get a fight.

Channel 4 know I'm messed up. But they've got a soft spot for me.

We are all people who have messed up. I fall short every single day.

Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up.

I think everybody has a purpose. Everybody is made to be a picture of how good and glorious God is, and I think sometimes we'll get it confused and think because we mess up, we make mistakes or we have some blemishes in our record, that our purpose is somehow messed up. But actually that only serves to further paint a picture of how good God is when he uses people who are messed up just like me.

For five or six years, I didn't play in some of the good games leading up to the World Series of Poker, because with so many below-average players there, I reasoned it messed up my game.

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?

Jack Thorne writes so well for messed-up teenage girls.

My back is permanently messed up.

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

leave it to him to get messed up with deaths little girl

I've messed myself up more playing music than when I played football.

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.

Confidence is key. Always. Even when we might have messed up.

Onscreen, babies and animals are my inspiration. They're so alive and there and not messed up in the head the way I am.

I have shot myself in the foot so many times, I'm crippled. Look, I am not exactly Mr. Great Career Guy. I shoot actually what I think. In a weird way, I used to think that was really messed up. Now I think it's okay. Mistakes, once you don't repeat the same mistakes, have no regrets. Live and learn. We mess up, so what. But know why you messed up and don't make the same mistake.

We need to heal the environment - that's a big thing - because we messed it up and we have a responsibility to heal and clean up what we have messed up before we think about leaving here. We can't really heal the outer environment on those levels until we heal our families.

Sometimes I feel kind of wrong here. I used to be normal, but now... I don't know. I feel like I should be one way, but I'm not." Toby stared at her. "I hear that." He sighed. "There are all these perfect people here. And... it's like, if you're not one of the,. then you're messed up. But I think, inside, the flawless-looking people are just as messed up as we are.

If you don’t want your life to be 'messed up', don’t fool around with those who have messed up theirs.

Cup stacking on an ESPN highlight? That's pretty messed up.

Writing on the beach is not what it's cracked up to be. The sand blows, and you perspire, and the page gets all blotty and messed up, so I don't do that anymore.

That messed me up, growing up in the public eye when I was a teenager. That's when everyone is trying to find themselves.

I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.

The world is pretty messed up.

I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'.

I'm still messed up and have all kinds of problems, just like anybody.

At the beginning, it was me, Run and D, but D's voice is messed up.

I sometimes end up in dangerous situations, and I come back to you broken and messed up, and you worry about me when I'm gone. It's like marrying a policeman.

When you've been through a messed up relationship and they've affected you in the head, it affects you in the future.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

Some guys travel with expensive Louis Vuitton luggage but it gets all scratched up under the plane. I'd rather not spend too much money on something that's just going to get messed up.

Vine messed up - they let their top creators leave the app.

I was a college coach, and I messed up. And I found a way to deal with the consequences and be better.

The joy of songwriting only gets messed up if you are trying to follow up a big success, or you are trying to create a hit single, or if you have conscious thoughts of a particular outcome for the music.

People get messed up because they have a million guys they have to take care of. I don't have that.

A lot of the messed-up stuff that men inflict on women is kind of a symptom of the messed-up stuff that they should be dealing with themselves.

What was most important to me at the Olympics was going out there and performing my best. When I messed up the first jump combination, which was my big move, it hit me that I messed up the program of my life.

I have some fond memories - a couple of the nights on the town ... a couple of songs I wrote when I was messed up that I'm sure wouldn't have come out of me unless I was messed up. It's kind of happy-sad about those days - I could do anything I wanted to. I did. And now I don't want to do any of that.

When I see something messed up, I'm going to challenge it.

I have fallen, I have sunk so low. I have messed up, better I should know.

The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they messed it up. Where do they go from here - to another planet so they can mess that up too?

You're responsible for yourself. You messed up your life, and it's up to you to fix it. No one else is going to do it for you -- for any of you.

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.

I stopped using make up wipes, and it made my skin so much better. They messed up my skin big time.

My name is all I have, so I don't want that to be messed up from a game of football.

All actors tend to be the same messed-up people.

Last time I called shotgun we had rented a limo, so I messed up!

It's okay to be messed up, because there are five other dudes who are just as messed up as you.

Growing up, my mother was a very strong woman who was not very big, about 5'1'', but boy, you grabbed a tiger by the tail if you messed with her. I know grown men that messed with her, and through her wit and intelligence and her no-quit, she never lost a fight. That's very influential on me when I'm telling stories. I love exploring that.

He couldn't figure out if she was immensely well adjusted or seriously messed up.

My family's messed up, for real.

The other day I went to a movie with some friends, and they were like, 'Let's look it up on the Internet and see what people are saying,' and I was like, 'Man, that's messed up.'