Top 109 Microwave Quotes & Sayings

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

Microwave sales have plateaued as people realize that reheated TV dinners give us no joy.

I do not have AC, TV, microwave or a washing machine in my house.

Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding don't come out of the microwave. You got to keep moving forward because the evil doesn't sleep.

To me when a mother puts food in a microwave for her children, it is an act of hate

It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.

I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in airport].

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy - feed my three kids in less than five minutes.

For my grandmother's generation, the big invention was cake mix; for our moms, it was the microwave, and for me, it's the iPhone. And that's enabled us to do so many different things more efficiently at home.

I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

Oh, God, I'm so lonely. An entire weekend streching ahead with no one to love or have fun with. Anyway, I don't care. I've got a lovely steamed ginger pudding from M&S to put in the microwave.

I'm spoilt. I like my own space. I don't even own a microwave, and men don't like that. They want to be looked after.

I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I've been known to warm up some food in the microwave.

If you take a frozen box and stick it in the microwave, you become connected to the factory. We've forgotten who we are.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

I try to eat super clean: No processed sugars, no corn syrups, nothing frozen in a box that you can microwave. If I read the ingredient label and I don't know what something is, I assume it's bad.

A radiometer is a device for measuring the intensity of radiation. A microwave radiometer consists of a filter to select a desired band of frequencies followed by a detector which produces an output voltage proportional to its input power.

What would demons," she said, "want with our microwave?

I gotta feel like what I'm giving the fans is 100 per cent and that it's game-changing. I don't just throw out microwave records.

Since I’ve been on my own, I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a hot plate in my bedroom, a microwave, and a small fridge. That’s the kind of kitchen I know how to get around in.

I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

I'm more like an oven than a microwave.

Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks at his reflection in it. The OCD guy thinks you don't keep it clean enough.The antisocial--" Puts his fist through it because it reminds him of his father." Annie said. She'd read all of mom's books, too. And the paranoid one would be jealous of the amount of time you spend cooking." Mom said Were you using that microwave again? Is something going on between the two of you? I caught you looking right at its clock." Annie said.

If a hotel has a microwave, I always get a sweet potato and make sure I have a fork and I can microwave a sweet potato. Seven minutes, and I can do that. You really learn how to eat on the road.

Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

You can't work three hours a week and make $100,000. Get rich quick doesn't work. Crock pot mentality always defeats microwave mentality!

I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s.

Each season, my balance gets worse, and sometimes I fall. I no longer cook for myself but microwave widower food, mostly Stouffer's. My fingers are clumsy and slow with buttons.

OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

The picture of me as a child is that I was always with a ball - that's why I was so skinny: I would miss dinner. Mum would have to leave me some food in the microwave.

The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

I very briefly had a microwave oven that I quickly gave away, because I could never work out what they do better than a regular oven.

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.

My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.

Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party, I would rather just come home from work, pop in a DVD and eat some microwave popcorn with a cutie on the sofa.

My kitchen in New York City is in the Richard Meier building on Perry Street, so it's ultra-modern: white, glass and transparent. It's 180 square feet, with an induction stove. Everything's hidden, so you don't see the microwave or the fridge.

I really like my microwave.

I don't just throw out microwave records.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

The only time I'll use a microwave is to warm up a cup of coffee I've left too long before drinking.

I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It's, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you've got something. Nobody's putting passion or any thought behind it anymore.

In university, in a vain attempt to stave off the frosh fifteen, I used to melt fat-free cheese over broccoli, onions and cauliflower in the cafeteria microwave. That earned me few friends.

I sit in an infrared sauna everyday and microwave myself. It's really detoxifying.

I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?

When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.

Most schools have only a microwave or deep fryer, hardly the tools needed to feed our children real, fresh food.

In the amount of time it takes to microwave a TV dinner, you can put something much tastier on the table, I promise.

God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave behind evidence for this act, in the form of microwave radiation.

The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener, and the microwave. I see the holidays as a chance for kids to learn self-sufficiency.

I cannot cook to save my life - I microwave everything or it's simply scrambled eggs on toast.

We're trendsetters, first to welcome brilliant inventions into our lives, from the microwave meal to Instagram. Britain is a nation of Uber-riding, Deliveroo-eating, Airbnb-ing freedom fighters.