Top 95 Mister Quotes & Sayings

It's tough to do comedy. After 'Mister', my inhibitions with respect to comedy have come down.

Don't you understand, mister, you are royalty and God has chosen you to be priest of your home?

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Ford didn't know what to do with Mister Roberts that wasn't repeating what was successful in New York. He was trying to do things to the play that would be his in the film.

There was a clear lesson here — and that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

In England, it's now Sir Ben. Mister has just disappeared. It's not even on my passport anymore. They've taken Mister away from me.

I do think better of womankind than to suppose they care whether Mister John Keats five feet high likes them or not.

When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?

Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.

Richard didn't even have time to ask if I thought I'd ever amount to anything in this life before I looked him eye to eye and said, "I already have, mister.

My favorite 'Mister Rogers' episodes were always the ones where Mr. Rogers would go into the community.

Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.

Hahnji, mister, you must be patient. Before you can name that corner, our future must become past.

You rang, Mino- well, you’re not really the Minor Master anymore, are you? What should I call you? (Asmodeus) Think of a polite term, demon. (Jericho) Mister Master it is. What can I do for you? (Asmodeus)

Buffalo Bill's defunct who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat Jesus he was a handsome man and what i want to know is how do you like your blueeyed boy Mister Death

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.

Mister Straw hat is going to be an enemy of mine but even a bond of enmity is still a bond.-Trafalgar Law

I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lady Gaga's hair, but he fired her to work for me.

Now it stands to reason, mister, any damn fool stares into the sun long enough, he'll end up seeing exactly what some other damn fool tells him he's going to see.

I like dogs. They give Mister something to snack on.

If you think you can lead your flock of sheeple and peeps to some glorified noodle fest on the mall, you got another thing coming, mister.

'Mister' film is about the travel of a young and love-giving guy. He is born and brought up in Spain. He comes to India and gets into a trouble while trying to help someone. This story is about how he finds true love of his life.

Mister Cee's a legend, man.

Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister.

Don't mess with Mister Inbetween.

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend.

All right mister, let me tell you that winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, give more than anyone else.

Lord Help the Mister that comes between Me and My Sister.

Mister, I ain't a boy, no I'm a man, and i believe in a promised land.

When I started producing, I was just making music under all different names. 'Black Afro.' 'Super Grandmaster.' 'Mister Bull.' Like, the most stupid, idiotic names. 'Afrojack' was one of those idiotic names.

I don't know of any plans to remaster the Mr Mister catalog.

Buddy , you might think that I've lost my mind. But mister, I'd pay twice to do it one more time.

I think basically lables were more interested in a Richard Page record than a Mr. Mister record.

You got to ac-cent-tchu-ate the positiveE-lim-i-nate the negativeAnd latch on to the affirmative.Don't mess with mister inbetween.

Time slips away and leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of glory days.

As long as there are people in education making excuses for failure, cursing future generations with a culture of low expectations, denying children access to the best that has been thought and written, because Nemo and the Mister Men are more relevant, the battle needs to be joined.

The fracture of pencil still useful, but the fracture of soul, we couldn't use it, Mister.

If you can judge a wise man by the color of his skin Then mister you’re a better man than I

O! Where are you going With beards all a-wagging? No knowing, no knowing What brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down into the valley in June ha! ha!

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

I can't remember coming across a more precise evocation of innocence lost since Golding's The Lord of the Flies. With The Death of Sweet Mister, Daniel Woodrell has written his masterpiece-spare, dark, and incandescently beautiful. It broke my heart.

When you have Van Gaal in charge, it is a fact that there is fear in his team. The players have a fear for mister Van Gaal. That is not always good.

We, as a team, failed with 'Mister,' as the film failed in many aspects. I clearly know that my fans were deeply hurt, and that is the reason I told them during the audio launch that I will only do films that suit my age and image.

You don't have to call me 'Mister', Mister; The whole world called me 'Hank'!

He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally considered it the obligation of the universe to provide shelter, sustenance, and amusement as required. I think Mister considered it beneath his dignity to plan for the future.

Mister, we deal in lead.

I listen to a lot of '80s stuff, like 'Owner of a Lonely Heart,' by the group Yes. And Mr. Mister's 'Broken Wings.'

It's funny because you start watching Mister Rogers so young, it's sort of in this subliminal part of your brain. I think that's why people have such a visceral reaction to him.

Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Misses (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense.

Out of our way mister, you best keep.

I'm a Banksy fan. I'm also a fan of Chris Hobe, Mister Totem, Drew Wootten, Mad Clout, Hense and Sever, in visual and street art. And Jonathan Mannion and Shane Nash in photography.

Even the president's own Science and Technology Office head Mister Holdren says no one single weather event is due specifically to climate change.

When I was old enough to change my name, I changed it to Mr. T so that the first word out of someone's mouth was 'Mister,' a sign of respect.

I came out of the failure of 'Mister' rather fast. It took me just three days.

Fundraisers treat men completely differently than women. As a matter of fact, many of them have the default on their direct mail set up to read "Mister," and it really rankles a lot of women.

What did I tell you about Mister Safety Catch?' said Vimes weakly. When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend,' recited Detritus, saluting.

It's Sir Ben. I've not been a Mister for two years.

It came in a vision - a man appeared on a flaming pie and said unto them, 'From this day forward you are Beatles with an A.' Thank you Mister Man, they said, thanking him.

Mister Dresden is a diplomatically challenged individual. He should be in a shelter for the tactless.

First name: Mister; middle name: period; last name T.