Top 1200 Monkey Mind Quotes & Sayings - Page 2

Life and death are nothing but the mind. Years, months, days, and hours are nothing but the mind. Dreams, illusions, and mirages are nothing but the mind. The bubbles of water and the flames of fire are nothing but the mind. The flowers of the spring and the moon of the autumn are nothing but the mind. Confusions and dangers are nothing but the mind.

Jayalalitha is a performing monkey in the hands of Sasikala.

I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey...

The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.

Well, there's no monkey on my back.

Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch?

People love that monkey torture.

I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is.

I’m just kinda tired. Like a monkey in the rain.

An old monkey never makes a pretty face.

I was a monkey child. I was like a clown.

As a child, I loved to climb on the tree, like a monkey.

We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations.

One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues.

Stop the nurse like the monkey.

Dance Monkey' showed me that I'm good enough.

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words.

Iran launches monkey into space

I'm not very good at being a performing monkey.

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.

A monkey could drive this train.

I'm sorry, I'm not a performing monkey.

It is the mind that tells you that the mind is there. Don't be deceived. All the endless arguments about the mind are produced by the mind itself, for its own protection, continuation and expansion. It is the blank refusal to consider the convolutions and convulsions of the mind that can take you beyond it.

How to get rid of the mind? Is it the mind that wants to kill itself? The mind cannot kill itself. So your business is to find the real nature of the mind. Then you will know that there is no mind. When the Self is sought, the mind is nowhere. Abiding in the Self, one need not worry about the mind.

Mind without agitation is meditation. Mind in the present moment is meditation. Mind that has no hesitation, no anticipation is meditation. Mind that has come back home, to the source, is meditation. Mind that becomes no mind is meditation.

We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man!

Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery.

Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you?

It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes.

On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis.

We are the naked monkey that went to the moon. People seem to forget that.

Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness.

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

My favorite special skill on my resume is 'excellent monkey noises.'

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can.

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself.

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

I am a monkey fan.

You never monkey with the truth.

I'm not fighting with myself. Oh, my God. That's how I am. You know, the story of the hippo? The hippo comes to the monkey and said, listen, I'm not a hippo. So, he paint himself like a zebra. He said but he's still a hippo. He said but look at you, you're painted like a zebra but you are a hippo. So then he goes, you know, like I want be a little parrot. So, he put the colours on him and he comes to the monkey and said but, sorry, you are a hippo. So, in the end, you know, he comes and said I'm happy to be a hippo. This is who I am. So, I have to be who I am and he's happy being a hippo.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

I've never said flange to a monkey!

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!

Dance Monkey' is about the bad side of busking.

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.

Let your monkey do it.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

Why don't we all just go crazy when we know were going to croak? Because the mind's a monkey. You put things in departments and you go ahead. You go on and plan for the future and assume that the future's going to work out okay. Yet we know that sooner or later we're all going to be eating worms, whether it's fifty years or sixty. It might be tomorrow. It might happen today.

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.